greatbarstoolio
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@ Wait, what? You're leaving? I GUESS YOU HATE THANKSGIVING.
about 14 hours ago
from web
in reply to elliesaidwhat
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At least this hasn't happened to me today.
about 15 hours ago
from web
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@ I'm going to be painfully disappointed if you don't actually do that.
4:57 PM Nov 22nd
from Echofon
in reply to CaptainAnnoying
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I might actually make these. Tits are convincing.
11:13 AM Nov 22nd
from web
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Google Wave: the wrong kind of mushrooms
4:37 PM Nov 21st
from web
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@ or putting him to sleep.
3:18 PM Nov 21st
from web
in reply to danshanoff
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Aw, man, UConn! [single tear]
3:15 PM Nov 21st
from web
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So far today: almost missed flight, prepaid hotel for wrong date, lost car rental reservation. Now I'll probably die finding toothpaste.
8:25 AM Nov 18th
from Echofon
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The host of "Remote Control" died. I hope, in all due respect, they have a flipping chair at his burial that dumps him into the grave.
9:27 PM Nov 16th
from web
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"What is she wearing?" "Um...I dunno. Homeless clothes. Think Derelicte, Spring 2007." (I'm an ass.)
4:58 PM Nov 16th
from web
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Moments ago: "Tampa PD." "Yeah, hi. I'm not sure if this is illegal or not, but I'm downtown and there's a woman swinging a machete around."
4:56 PM Nov 16th
from web
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@ Me make a baseball tweet!
11:29 AM Nov 16th
from web
in reply to Texas_Gal
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHRIS COGHLAN! YEAAAAAAAAH! (convincing?)
11:18 AM Nov 16th
from web
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@ are you flying? I'm Southwesting back from Miami on Thursday.
11:08 AM Nov 16th
from web
in reply to elliesaidwhat
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HEY I NEED COMFORTING TOO.
11:04 AM Nov 16th
from web
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This is a terrible lot in life.
1:07 PM Nov 15th
from web
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I finally understand Dolphins fans.
1:07 PM Nov 15th
from web
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Oh, so we can fumble forward now. If they'd just told us this would be calvinball, we'd have left Damien Berry on the field at all times.
3:33 PM Nov 14th
from web
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@ or colonization.
3:13 PM Nov 14th
from web
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@ The British are not generally to be trusted with cheesy comfort food. Keep up posted.
3:12 PM Nov 14th
from web
in reply to Jerkwheatery
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- Name Janie
- Location west coast of the east coast
- Web http://seventhflo...
- Bio I bleed orange and green and blood. HBIC at 7th Floor and NBCMiami.com/sports. Sausage lover. Rogue. Once fell up a set of stairs.
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