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  1. Ti whom it may concern: "Kurstain" is not a name - never has been never will be about 4 hours ago from txt
  2. Can you really get clothes cleaned in one our at Comet? Apparently it should be called Comet 8 hours of we get around to it cleaners about 6 hours ago from txt
  3. Today's quote : "an AT&T contract is for a year - herpes is for life " ( why not to retrieve phone from public toilet ) 10:22 AM Dec 1st from txt
  4. Lame drug test results reason #13 "my cousins gave me these pot filled rice krispies they got in Colorado, where they are legal" 2:49 PM Nov 30th from txt
  5. Well, apparently I've ruined yet another relationship in my life. Today my liver informed me that it's over between us. 8:45 AM Nov 29th from TweetDeck
  6. RT @hbrcollins: My gestating son kicks better than Tejada. 8:25 PM Nov 28th from TweetDeck
  7. Headed to stuttguart for 12 hours of Duck Gumbo -a challenge but I'm up for it 8:19 AM Nov 28th from txt
  8. FakeAPStyle Do not call it "saying grace." Instead call it "offering gratitude to the Immortal One God of Christianity and No One Else." 3:07 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  9. I got my google wave invite !!! But what is google wave ? 10:32 AM Nov 25th from txt
  10. : Scientists Conclude a (Slightly) Dirty Child is a Healthy Child, http://ow.ly/FDzp 10:25 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  11. RT @FakeAPStylebook: A cornucopia is a horn-shaped basket filled with food such as fresh corn and wild ucopias. 7:25 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  12. RT @FakeAPStylebook: "Tryptophan" on first use, "Dad is too drunk to help mom wash the dishes" after. 7:22 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  13. If you are going to rob Sonic, don't do it with a dumbell. http://www.arktimes.com/blogs/arkansasblog/2009/11/cops_and_robbers_3.aspx 1:09 PM Nov 24th from TwitterMail
  14. You know that scene in movies where car breaks down and toothless mechanics overcharge for repairs- that's where I was today 8:31 AM Nov 24th from txt
  15. What the hell is a Zhu Zhu Pet ? 9:29 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  16. RT @meljones77: Dear AP Mobile App on my iPhone: some dude breaking a NASCAR record is not, I repeat NOT, breaking news. Never. Ever. 4:38 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  17. So, Mrs. Lincoln, other than that, how did you like the play? 8:06 AM Nov 22nd from txt
  18. Today is National Adoption Day - I'm doing 8 adoptions - 11 kids - fun day 6:16 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  19. RT @fsa2105: Police shoot man suspected of killing a family of 5 then burning the bodies & their home. 6:08 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  20. When is it unlawful to text in your car ? http://www.arktimes.com/blogs/hoglawyer/ 6:59 PM Nov 19th from TwitterMail