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  1. Ordered a mature cheddar and pickle sandwich, got shredded craft heaped on dried up chunky Wooooster sauce on elastic bun for a jaw workout
  2. Transited FRA airport by thrice traversing the security screening: 1 for transfer desk, 2 for the wrong gate, 3 to raise suspicions."RAUS!"
  3. The sheer mayhem of driving in Beirut is juxtaposed by the absolute lack of righteous roadrage; only resignation and reciprocation of chaos.
  4. I'm deposited on Israeli Side of Kalandia 'toll' station, cowering under furled brow of giant Turrets on walls stretching in all directions.
  5. At the gate to Al-aqsa mosque, Palestinian Guards test my Koranic verses, a gunslinger settler ambles by and Israeli guards ask for a light.
  6. An Israeli checkpoint into Jerusalem looked like a highway tollstation occupied by multiethnic teens fitted with fatigues and assault rifles
  7. Rain and wind powerwashes Ramallah as its inhabitants move like swarm of colorful hummingbirds jammed inside a fogged up walled up garden
  8. Driving to Ramallah past Bedouin enclaves on both sides of a road carved into dry khaki hills felt like being in an anitquated madmax movie.
  9. Hours pass in Allenby bridge terminal while young Israeli officials roam and Arab travelers traverse gauntlets, as pesky flies pester all.
  10. A sleepless night of ruminating the Allenby bridge crossing; predawn prayer call echoing in the hills of Amman is sureal and oddly soothing
  11. Old man's slumbering silhouette is framed by the airplne porthole, backlit by moonlit night over mediterranean, somewhere above Cyprus
  12. Luft-boomeranging to Frankfurt due to engine trouble, and I am occupied not by the eerie emergency lights but by zipping Autobahners below
  13. After being unceremoniously disgorged out of frankfurt airport I sought solace (and fleecing) at adjacent Sheraton's "half" price day rates
  14. Ignoring carbon footprint ramifications and enjoying the sunsplashed planeride above Minnesota clouds, but missing travelmate.
  15. I heeded advice of a ~Sicilian polarbearre. And so on the first iday of iPod Touch my app store gave to me: skype capability. Grazie 1000
  16. @alaa : 23 people you get 50%, with 57 odds are 99%, 366 makes it 100%, and if you want you can nerdify by going to http://bit.ly/169jYo
  17. As I am pitied for my passé circa2001 cell phone, I wonder if (display of) affluence can only result from faux-need driven wastefulness?
  18. The next "paper or plastic" query at the store will remind me of Gillo's tweet on texas-size trash blob in the ocean http://bit.ly/1A3xLh
  19. My internal excusinator laments missing a genre of (submitting) writing for those whose life experiences flouts the non part of nonfiction.
  20. Half the people can fathom metaphor as they swing from tree to tree in the forest of life, and the rest get upset at being called a monkey.