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  1. I'm happy when people tell me I look like my mother, because I grew up hearing people sensationalizing how pretty she was.
  2. I don't have the time to drop em poopers. Too busy with life so I guess I'm just grateful for time, then.
  3. I actually know all our poop smell the same, so if it is all about broadcasting without engaging imma hafta drop em narcissists #sucknoass
  4. I'm looking at folks who follow 12 people with 453543 followers and I wonder, just what you guys think their poop is made of? #baffler
  5. There are folks out there whose purpose in life is to be altruistic, which is great, but that makes me look like an asshole, assholes!
  6. I used to think I was not competitive, but really I was just annoyed at myself for not having the endurance to compete.
  7. I don't actually have a problem revealing my identity but Miss Grateful does. She thinks she's you, me, and everyone combined.
  8. I'm hot, but I'm really a bird chilly with the ego of a Habanero. At least I'm not a stuffed Jalapeno!
  9. I'm also painfully funny; to amuse myself. But I hide it coz I don't want my sense of humor to overpower my looks, which is often the case!
  10. I'm sexier than you can imagine. Too bad I'm a coward.
  11. I'm safe from smelly toejams of people who thinks it's ok to have dirty feet. Phew!
  12. @andybaldwin: What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say? RRAAAAAAAAAAA!
  13. Now I know she doesn't give a shit about anyone else. Rejecting a friend-in-need without considering an alternative solution is so telling.
  14. My answer to that question is yes, without a doubt. Now I have only to find a method to manage what happens after I say yes.
  15. She said no. When she rejected me without a negotiation card, I saw that as a cue to ask myself, "Can I say yes where she has said no?"
  16. People are helping the typhoon-quake victims. Are you doing your part? http://www.americares.org
  17. I deserve soooo much better!
  18. I can finally relax with a movie tonight! I'm thinking something feel-good-soppy... it can only be a chick flick! http://bit.ly/BiXb3
  19. I question what the point is to life sometimes. It seems like we're just bustling to meet the grave. Everything labored will be lost.
  20. I'm up and working toward something! At least I care enough about the day to have a goal. Some people just don't feel like doing anything.