GraphicMatt
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@ He'd be excellent as a spokesperson for a line of INTENSE toupee care items.
3:19 PM Dec 29th
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in reply to Memles
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No results found for "How did the personal appliance company Conair feel about the 1997 film Con Air".
What the hell, Google. Useless.
3:06 PM Dec 29th
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@ I don't know you but I feel an intense concern about your life. I care. And I hope for the best.
8:39 PM Dec 27th
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Secret you learn in your twenties: Christmas is mostly about getting loaded and telling people you love them.
6:44 PM Dec 27th
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Trying to find @. Telling him to look for the white guy with scruffy beard wearing a sweater is unlikely to be much help.
6:42 PM Dec 16th
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has a hot new dance sensation. It involves looking at your phone while nodding your head.
I've been doing this shit for YEARS.
6:12 PM Dec 16th
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Oh , you just made me enter a raffle to win picture frames. A night of firsts.
5:50 PM Dec 16th
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Going to tonight. Will recognize people from their avatars, gawk a little, then act casual. So smooth.
10:28 AM Dec 16th
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@ Thanks! Sorry for using you like a TV Guide!
5:06 PM Nov 2nd
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in reply to Memles
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@ Hey, @ and I are at dinner and wondering if How I met your Mother is new tonight. Any thoughts?
4:24 PM Nov 2nd
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in reply to Memles
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Thanks for all the birthday wishes, everyone! I still don't think turning 26 is anything to be proud of, though.
7:45 PM Nov 1st
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@ 16, actually. I'm excited to learn how to drive!
6:52 AM Nov 1st
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in reply to deschere
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Protip: It's very hard to buy a pumpkin on Halloween Day in Toronto. I hope future generations can learn from my mistakes.
1:25 PM Oct 31st
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It's not that I'm anti-vaccination. It's just that I'm anti-standing-in-line.
7:49 AM Oct 30th
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@ Your phone is here! It was in the green bag you stuck by the door.
5:02 PM Oct 24th
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in reply to booksin140
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@ Wisconsin, New Hampshire, Delaware and Maryland. Are those important ones?
11:56 AM Oct 24th
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in reply to FinnFPM
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On the "Name all 50 states" test, I missed 4. What the hell, America: consolidate.
11:32 AM Oct 24th
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Can't afford to drink tonight? Reading the comments on the Star's traffic story will kill all the same brain cells.
2:54 PM Oct 23rd
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I am wearing a pink tie today for Men in Pink Ties Day, supporting the Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation. (Also 'cause it looks badass)
8:33 AM Oct 23rd
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@ Unsatisfying too. "I don't set direction; I don't do the actual doing. What DO I do?" Never get to finish anything. Torture!
11:39 AM Oct 22nd
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in reply to ToughestRole
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