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BESTPORNCOMMENT Who is the asshole who invented clothes. Imagine if there are no clothes 9:39 AM Apr 8th via web Retweeted by granulac and 77 others
BESTPORNCOMMENT love this "porn" 8:31 PM Apr 26th via web Retweeted by granulac and 67 others
@rare_basement @BESTPORNCOMMENT TH-THIS ACCOUNT about 5 hours ago via web
BESTPORNCOMMENT iam very satisfied with that sexy videos 10:16 AM May 8th via web Retweeted by granulac and 95 others
@PerryA yes, it's great! meat's a big part of my diet though, i don't make too many vegetarian meals about 7 hours ago via web in reply to PerryA
@BrianFukushima I have one, but I really don't wanna use it for a few months.. about 7 hours ago via web in reply to BrianFukushima
basically I've been making all of my meals in the frying pan for months u_u about 7 hours ago via web
can y'all recommend some good curry recipes? meat and/or veggies, preferably light on potatoes? about 7 hours ago via web
is your dildo a dilDON'T? *b&w woman angrily throws dildo out the window* about 8 hours ago via web
@SKATEWYTCH same (never underweight but a lot of changes) it's crazy how differently people will see you about 8 hours ago via web in reply to SKATEWYTCH
@SKATEWYTCH hah I'm failing to come up with a good metaphor but people with actual extra weight get treated so much more shittily :/ about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SKATEWYTCH
@SKATEWYTCH thank god, for years I didn't know how to feel about my thinner friends who called themselves fat in front of me about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SKATEWYTCH
@redfivetwo mm good point! about 9 hours ago via web in reply to redfivetwo
redfivetwo @granulac "At this point" assumes it's ever been anything but a bullshit defense of the lambasting of good people and their efforts. about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to granulac Retweeted by granulac
gonna take a guess that "any publicity is good publicity" is a completely outdated bullshit concept at this point. about 9 hours ago via web
"he's a mashup of all the kinds of not funny" -@theJSmith on colin kane about 9 hours ago via web
moewytchdog i'm not racist but i feel we should remove the systems of white supremacy and white privilege and provide equality for all about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by granulac and 33 others
pretty sure I'm in it for the long haul with the whole kissing thing??? about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
my body is being super kind to me this week. I wonder what it wants. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
redfivetwo Sext: There's a voice in your marrow that drives you to paroxysms. You say I can silence it for good. I tell you love's never that simple. 1:35 PM May 25th via TweetDeck Retweeted by granulac and 17 others

Name Meredith Gran
Location Brooklyn
Web http://www.octopu...
Bio cartoon lady/old maid. currently writing + drawing the webcomic Octopus Pie, and Adventure Time: Marceline and the Scream Queens.