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grannyogrimm

  1. I suppose if life was drudgery ALL the time we'd just get used to it. You need a smile now & again to REALLY appreciate misery
  2. I HATE NEWSPAPERS. They're only good for death notices and killing flies. Sunday times is PARTICULARLY good for killing flies.
  3. Hah! "Tragic Death!". When is the last time we had a "Tragic death" in an Irish death notice?
  4. @famron Yes I do. Not enough photographs though. It's nice to put a face on a death.
  5. @TherealGerRyan Why would I need to go to him - sure you all seem to know what's best for me.
  6. @Lassix__ Yeah well maybe if they made those animals do a bit more for their money... the make up might be a bit better.
  7. @TherealGerRyan Deep breath and coughhhhhhhh more like.
  8. What's so great about Yoga - bending - twisting? I BENT OVER BACKWARDS for my children & husband - didn't do me ANY GOOD!
  9. Oh sorry if I haven’t been paying quite enough attention to you all but I only happen to have a CRIPPLING BACK PAIN.
  10. Just because I’m looking out at everyone all day doesn’t mean they have the right gawk in the window right into my house.
  11. @AmandaColeen With all their fancy animal breeding and chemicals - why can't they come up with an animal that tastes of chocolate fudge?
  12. Just because I hate cats, people automatically assume I must like dogs. WELL I DON’T!!
  13. @Lou_Roll More like "Meoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"
  14. @AmandaColeen No... that's what the off switch on a hearing aid is for.
  15. I can just see it now. A roasting red sunburn cat dancing around like a glowing Michael Flatley.
  16. @thaedydal More work for ME. AND I'd probably have to clip Priscilla's disgusting claws too. Still, probably worth it.
  17. Isn’t it an awful pity CATS don’t get sunburn.
  18. @thaedydal Hah - that "brown paper package tied up with string" might very well be one of MY favourite things. Exactly what they need.
  19. @redmum Yess!! Or a nice darning needle. Not that those VAIN RIPS would own one. No danger of them sewing their own clothes.
  20. Do you know a good cure for sunburn blisters? No? Good!