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  1. RT @GaryJBusey Sex is like playing Spades. If your partner isn't good, you better hope you have a good hand.
  2. ... thunderstorm making the lights blink. Computer has rebooted while downloading Miles Davis' Complete In A Silent Way Sessions.
  3. watching NBC meteor movie. World's fate in the hands of George Costanza. Doomed.
  4. finished mowing the last 10 square feet of the yard in a torrential downpour. Good thing the lightning gave me an adrenaline rush.
  5. Hate mail from a 36-year-old Twilight groupie! Woo hoo!
  6. Why hello, Capt. Morgan. I'm just settling down to watch a steamy Italian thriller. Care to join me?
  7. @JhonenV And you went with pick-up rather than delivery. Truly, you are rocking it long and hard.
  8. @patrissimo Par for the course with him.
  9. "controversy" is a great way for comedians to make money when they're not actually funny.
  10. is home, exhausted, burned out, and curled up with new MST3K DVDs and a bottle of Cruzan
  11. @j_bacardi There's Dr. Cecil footage in this documentary: http://www.americanscary.com/
  12. @radleybalko It's their "server sense," which is like a "spider sense" but used only for evil.
  13. @j_bacardi Sadly, I can find no footage of Dr. Shock (Chattanooga/Huntsville, Ala.) from the '70s or '80s.
  14. I said you GET NOTHING! Now get your ass out of my chocolate factory and take your Grandpa Joe with you! #1stdraftmovielines
  15. RT @greygirlbeast New website is LIVE. It's Red Tree-centric. http://www.caitlinrkiernan.com. Vid clips will change every few days or so.
  16. Say hello to my big-ass machine gun! #1stdraftmovielines
  17. Welcome to Jurassic Petting Zoo! #1stdraftmovielines
  18. Actually, Luke, Darth Vader is your father. Did I forget to tell you that? #1stdraftmovielines
  19. Soylent Green contains monosodium glutamate! #1stdraftmovielines
  20. Funny story, guys. Actually, I am Keyser Söze. #1stdraftmovielines