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Grammarous

  1. Trapped a wasp btwn storm door and front. Better be dead or there'll be a repeat of my 7th gr nightmare & I don't have a ski bib this time.
  2. Barwin, Watt at Houston Art Car Parade houstontexans.com/tv-media/photo… via @HoustonTexans. Love you two!
  3. In an Irish bar in Murray Hill, watching the Knicks, and Jay Z's Empire State of Mind comes on. I feel like I'm in a movie.
  4. He may be in Anaheim now, but his mojo is still strong. The Astros' streak is over, and I blame Pujols. Sad trombone.
  5. The dude comes back from meeting @drewestatecigar in Charlotte, and all of a sudden we're going to Nicaragua ;)
  6. It's perfectly normal to put off errands and exercise because you're watching Liverpool FC vids on YouTube, right?
  7. I've been thinking about Spud McKenzie lately. I wonder what that means.
  8. @astros 50th Anniversary Game - wish I could go! goo.gl/G5gKg #mlb #astros
  9. Happy birthday to The Milk Man, @JJWatt!
  10. @thefatandskinny Aww - I was just thinking of you gals! I hope you're having a blast - I wish I could be there!
  11. Con: Makes my throat itch. Pro: makes my car look radioactive. I'm talking to you, pollen.
  12. Peyton to Denver? He already has a neck injury- butting heads with Elway and Fox will only exacerbate it. Sheepish = TN right now. #manning
  13. @Sephora Feeling lucky :) yfrog.com/keq3tpwj
  14. Me to the dude, watching another random history show: "I thought of a new word for ya - DORKumentary." The dude: "Go to bed." Checkmate.
  15. Boy I'm missing football :(
  16. Oh, @ArianFoster, we love you so! houstontexans.com/tv-media/video… via @HoustonTexans
  17. With the #Giants being the lesser of 2 evils, here's hoping for more Victor Cruz salsa dances than Welker walk-ins. #superbowl
  18. Waiting to see what the best dressed in the biz @ShannonSharpe will be sporting today. Are u hoping for a #HarbaughBrothers Super Bowl too?
  19. Bored with the "New" teams - hoping for a Harbaugh Super Bowl! #49ers #nfl #Ravens