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  1. @lamournumerique I like tension in small doses. It took me like two years to play through the first Silent Hill. about 9 hours ago via web in reply to lamournumerique
  2. @NTS_Seth Gorgeous, creepy work on that Macbeth trailer! I adore stark sets used to enhance wild effects & performances. about 10 hours ago via web
  3. @dresdencodak Or, at least, not totally straight. Check out that color scheme. Magneto is a Kinsey 4.fabulous. about 12 hours ago via web in reply to dresdencodak
  4. Trailer for psych ward Macbeth starring @Alancumming: vimeo.com/43246445. Am now accepting any tickets to Glasgow anyone wants to send me. about 12 hours ago via web in reply to Alancumming
  5. @ThePandoraBoxx Being actually-a-dude can totally be part of the feminine mystique. about 15 hours ago via web in reply to ThePandoraBoxx
  6. @HowStuffWorks @ConspiracyStuff On an only partially related note, Doctor Who needs to get on doing an Orwell episode STAT. about 15 hours ago via web in reply to HowStuffWorks
  7. GUYS I am learning how to BitTorrent. It's for the sake of humblebundle.com. Quick, someone welcome me to 2009. about 15 hours ago via web
  8. @lamournumerique Coincidence! Today I will mostly be berating myself for buying Humble Bundle V before finishing my freelance project. about 16 hours ago via Echofon in reply to lamournumerique
  9. Made a (very messy) berry tart over the weekend. Sealed the crust with jam and it stayed so crisp! instagr.am/p/LUPUOUObVR/ 8:31 PM May 31st via Instagram
  10. @AngerMonkey ANIMALS. Why don't they understand simple concepts like conference calls? 4:41 PM May 31st via web in reply to AngerMonkey
  11. @amandapalmer Break legs! Take with you one fangirl's appreciation for your gorgeous muscley arms! 4:36 PM May 31st via web in reply to amandapalmer
  12. @adampknave @MariaMelee Awkward-pretty dudes holding baby animals is and ever will be an excellent thing. 3:02 PM May 31st via web in reply to adampknave
  13. @adampknave Now picturing Twitter as a fine Victorian gentleman with a monocle that lights up with a blue check mark when he gets a boner. 8:47 AM May 31st via web in reply to adampknave
  14. @AlyssaRosenberg Clearly The Avengers was a children's experience. What with "mewling quim" and all. 8:44 AM May 31st via web in reply to AlyssaRosenberg
  15. @AVeryGoodYear I've always thought it's terribly cruel that we have to operate coffee machines before we've had coffee. 8:42 AM May 31st via web in reply to AVeryGoodYear
  16. Ways you know you're a boring grownup: Sending invoices brings you joy. 8:41 AM May 31st via web
  17. @writeplayrepeat A valiant crusade! I shall take up mugs and join you in this most noble of causes! 7:48 AM May 31st via web in reply to writeplayrepeat
  18. @cloverest I am the worst feminist: First thought: "A feminist tangent with Kari & Karen sounds hot." 7:45 AM May 31st via web in reply to cloverest
  19. @amyelizabeth770 I was thinking more of films -- not sure I've read any books in the genre! I watch way more horror than I read. 7:38 AM May 31st via web in reply to amyelizabeth770
  20. .@lynnmessina Whenever I got really mad at Captain Jack, I looked at this photo of Barrowman from La Cage aux Folles: news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/spl/h… 9:47 AM May 30th via web in reply to lynnmessina