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@tneilen sage in vmware. Quickbooks if you're in the us.19 minutes ago from Tweetie in reply to tneilen
The moment I knew the gf was the one for me? "I'm sorry" "what for?" "you'll know in a minute" "have you farted you dirty bastard?"about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
@gabbylu the gfs was ok eventually. Just me being spazzy and getting dirt on it foiled this one!about 11 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to gabbylu
Got dirt on the sticky side. Invisible shield is now in the bin. Will be trying again though - but with a different brand. The spray is dumbabout 12 hours ago from Tweetie
Think I ought to put the invisible shield on. Considering the faff it was to put one on the girls iPhone, I'm not sure I can be arsed.about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
Sunday lunch is always so relaxed in our house http://twitpic.com/9e20aabout 18 hours ago from Tweetie
Just put an invisible shield on the girls iPhone. That's an experience I'm in no hurry to repeat.3:19 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
BTW: http://www.statementanalysi... - Anyway, time for Office Space.12:30 PM Jul 4th from TweetIM
@ChrisBeach Would you leave your kids alone with him? That's the ultimate question.12:26 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie in reply to ChrisBeach
Can we get one thing straight? Michael Jackson molested kids. Why the FUCK are you all mourning him? Will it be the same for Gary Glitter?12:15 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
@ckieff hold your finger down on one until they wiggle, drag around and then press the home button to save.9:16 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie in reply to ckieff
Waiting for the bathroom to become available. Going to greenwich today for a picnic. Avoiding central London at all costs today.1:57 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
@chrisdejabet time machine is as reliable as a chewing gum jockstrap. Can't beat a cloned backup for reliability.10:07 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to chrisdejabet
Is it bad to use an xserve to burn an iDVD in the hope it will be done by 6pm?9:17 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
@Jenpiper81 Good work woman. Now you can have my words of wisdom 24/7 ;)6:48 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to Jenpiper81
Just spent 5 mins making an Invaders Must Die ringtone. Take Me To The Hospital next I think. (this is work, honest!)4:26 AM Jul 3rd from TweetIM
@ChrisBeach Don't need to rebel against my employer - my views are rather tame compared to his...4:24 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to ChrisBeach
I have odd socks on today. This bothers me more than it should. Damn OCD.2:38 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
@gabbylu it's available basically everywhere other than the US now. AT&T will catch up with the rest of the world in the summer.11:48 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to gabbylu
Is finally in my house. Fucking tarded broken lock.1:00 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie