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grahamcracker04

Fucking Classic!...RT @ParquitoMedley: If you have a Penis and are watching Miss USA over the (cont) tl.gd/hmumos 35 minutes ago via TweetCaster for Android
UberFacts John F. Kennedy did not accept his presidential salary of $150,000 a year. Instead, he donated it to charity. 7:17 PM Jun 3rd via Buffer Retweeted by grahamcracker04 and 3249 others
katiepowell02 Ok never mind.... Damn ga. Represent!! 7:18 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by grahamcracker04
UberFacts The movie "John Carter" is currently the biggest box office flop in film history, with a net loss of $166,566,620.00. about 2 hours ago via Buffer Retweeted by grahamcracker04 and 1044 others
Ready to get out of this meeting and head home and just lay down and take a fucking nap! 10:02 AM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPad
#ohyeah I have a #HighTolerance cause I'm a #beast instagr.am/p/LayKcmPG4d/ 9:31 AM Jun 3rd via Instagram
UberFacts Robert Downey Jr. was paid 100 times more to star in "The Avengers" than he was to star in the first "Iron Man" movie. 5:17 PM May 25th via Buffer Retweeted by grahamcracker04 and 1830 others
“@UberFacts: Females that play video games have more sex than females who don't play video games.”... @meowmistidawn oh yeah ;) 9:12 AM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPad
UberFacts Nolan Gould (Aka Luke Dunphy), the "dumb kid" on Modern Family is actually a genius in real life, with an IQ of 150. 7:17 PM May 25th via Buffer Retweeted by grahamcracker04 and 1180 others
UberFacts The founding fathers of the U.S, George Washington and Thomas Jefferson, actually grew marijuana. 5:17 AM May 26th via Buffer Retweeted by grahamcracker04 and 2593 others
UberFacts Multiple studies have shown that homework has almost no impact on academic achievement until high school. 9:47 PM May 26th via Buffer Retweeted by grahamcracker04 and 2828 others
“@UberFacts: The term "quirkyalone" refers to someone who enjoys being single and doesn't want to date just anybody.”..So I'm Quirkyalone ;) 4:46 AM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPad
UberFacts On June 5th, 2012, Venus will actually eclipse the sun. 7:17 PM May 31st via Buffer Retweeted by grahamcracker04 and 8453 others
“@UberFacts: Scientists suggest that the average person will fall in love seven times before they get married.” good to know! 12:18 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPad
UberFacts If you touch your tongue while yawning, it can stop the yawn. 4:47 AM Jun 1st via Buffer Retweeted by grahamcracker04 and 2653 others
UberFacts Today's students spend more time on homework than ever in recorded history. 12:17 AM Jun 2nd via Buffer Retweeted by grahamcracker04 and 4230 others
UberFacts Women are biologically attracted to a-holes because their traits resemble those needed for survival - Strength, physical power and bravery. 6:17 AM Jun 2nd via Buffer Retweeted by grahamcracker04 and 5023 others
“@UberFacts: With a revenue of $65 billion, Apple has officially become a bigger company than Microsoft.”...Eat it #PC #haha 12:05 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPad
UberFacts There are an estimated 100 billion galaxies in the universe. 8:17 AM Jun 2nd via Buffer Retweeted by grahamcracker04 and 1266 others
@UberFacts @JadeSmitherman you didn't need to do research to know that! #UberThat 12:02 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPad in reply to UberFacts