gradualdazzle
- -- What kind of fruit will open doors for you? -- a Key-wi fruitabout 9 hours ago from web
- -- What's the noisiest pet to own? -- a Trum-pet5:41 AM Jul 8th from web
- -- Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."4:53 AM Jul 7th from web
- -- What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's girlfriend drive? -- A Minnie van.9:07 AM Jul 6th from web
- -- Rain, beautiful rain! What a welcome sight and smell. And a welcome respite from the heat, too.8:12 AM Jul 5th from txt
- -- How was the Roman Empire cut in half? -- with a pair of Caesars.11:36 AM Jul 4th from txt
- --What do you get when you cross a cow with a camel? -- Lumpy milkshakes3:05 PM Jul 2nd from txt
- -- "It ain't possible to live unless you crossin' somebody's line." (Lafayette Reynolds, True Blood, Burning House of Love)8:38 PM Jun 30th from web
- @eabarnard http://twitpic.com/8v45u - Awww!! Y'all are so cute! :)2:06 PM Jun 30th from TwitPic
- -- enjoying some homemade hummus. Y'all come on over, 'cuz this stuff is rockin' my world.1:59 PM Jun 30th from web
- -- Why does Oklahoma need a telescope? -- To see what Arkansas.8:22 AM Jun 30th from web
- --Why did the New Yorker cross the road? --What's it to you???7:08 AM Jun 29th from txt
- @dustbury I'm going to pass that one off to my expert punster friend over at Pugs of War; Vera Wang ain't got a chance. hehe5:27 AM Jun 29th from web in reply to dustbury
- --Why did the lion feel sick after eating John Goodman? --Because it's hard to keep a good man down.8:41 PM Jun 28th from web
- @sarahk47 Definitely will do that. SOOK-EH!!! hehe8:34 PM Jun 28th from web in reply to sarahk47
- @sarahk47 Yeah, I'm not sure my children will EVER be old enough to watch that show. LOL phew! Jason is a bad boy. I will get the books.8:32 PM Jun 28th from web in reply to sarahk47
- @sarahk47 re: True Blood - me too, but it's addictive. Have you read the novels at all? I'm thinking of getting them but I dunno.8:24 PM Jun 28th from web in reply to sarahk47
- -- What do you call a fly with no wings? -- a walk7:17 AM Jun 27th from web
- -- In my opinion, the single greatest Arab contribution to the world is hummus. And I mean that with all my heart. Oil, schmoil. HUMMUS.7:14 AM Jun 27th from web
- --Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back? --because he wanted to be a dirty double-crosser.1:05 PM Jun 24th from txt
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- Name Gradual Dazzle
- Location Rural north Texas
- Web http://gradualdaz...
- Bio I play the piano and I paint pictures. I teach high school in order to fund these habits.
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