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Not a fan of solo piano. Not a fan of Philip Glass. Curiously, solo piano by Philip Glass works. about 16 hours ago from web
1. Commit test for new bug fix. 2. Wait for buildbot to fail new test. 3. Commit bug fix. If the test fails to fail, the buildbot is busted. about 21 hours ago from web
Closed rdar://2855120 three months short of its eighth birthday. It deleted a header file that in 2002 was already several years obsolete. about 23 hours ago from web
Au pair programming. 1:22 PM Dec 4th from web
@bbum My tree is about two feet tall. Big trees are for paying customers. 10:21 PM Dec 3rd from web in reply to bbum
Stuart's Law of Quadratic Reliability: why I can't play Left 4 Dead 2 even though it doesn't crash on my machine. http://tinyurl.com/y9x6jwp 10:50 AM Nov 30th from web
P = NP²: Einstein tries his hand at the theory of computation. 1:51 AM Nov 28th from web
Errata: The previous "Errata" should have been titled "Erratum", since only one correction was provided. 1:43 AM Nov 28th from web
@gruber Rentzschjkl; ? 11:22 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to gruber
@marsroverdriver But they're nowhere near the Lab now! Plus they're all dusty and stuff. 11:10 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to marsroverdriver
@marsroverdriver Don't leave us hanging; what are the first- and second-coolest? 10:00 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to marsroverdriver
@eschaton My SAT included "iconoclast" in an analogy. I didn't know the meaning, but guessed based on MacWorld's "The Iconoclast" column. 9:52 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to eschaton
Sifted 2000 crash logs in three days. Verdict: dyld shared cache innocent; cannot rule out physical disk corruption or kernel or dyld bugs. 12:49 PM Nov 20th from web
@TALlama The FDA-approved use for potatoes is mashed. Other doctor-prescribed uses are off-label. 12:45 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to TALlama
A cigarette is a drug delivery device for nicotine. A bagel is a drug delivery device for cream cheese. 12:00 PM Nov 20th from web
Tonight's astronomy: frickin' cold. 10:15 PM Nov 18th from web
@nicoleslaw I always recommend pair.com. Not the cheapest, but very reliable. 3:58 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to nicoleslaw
@sanguish More birthdays == more cake == more weight == more birthdays. Sounds like a virtuous cycle to me. 9:13 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to sanguish
@nicoleslaw What does a pure-bred Chihuahua do for his mid-life crisis? 9:00 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to nicoleslaw
Finder's Quick Look is just the thing for trawling through hundreds of crash logs looking for patterns. 8:59 PM Nov 17th from web