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As much as I gripe about MetroTransit, it's still pretty sweet to not remember what month I last put gas in the car.about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
Thesis: Widespread home ownership is the Man's way of keeping us distracted from shenanigans. Too busy fixing private stuff to fix commons.about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
Missing Step 0 on gate installation instructions: "Ascertain whether garage wall is in fact vertical. Correct as needed."about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
@cmcfadden +1 Lanesboro. Great nearby getaway.about 12 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to cmcfadden
@dgerber2777 I was inspired by the Berlin Wall that went up on the north side of my yard a couple years ago. Worked for E. Germany, right?7:22 PM Jul 18th from Tweetie in reply to dgerber2777
Built a fence today. Adding a gate tomorrow. That's when I break on through to the other side.7:09 PM Jul 18th from Tweetie
@emilymoesewco Here they've named "Hi [sic] Frequency" rts based on avg. Of course, 6 buses at once on the hour=average 1/10 minutes. Pfft.7:04 PM Jul 18th from Tweetie in reply to emilymoesewco
What are the odds of two consecutively scheduled MetroTransit buses not showing up? Here and now, 100%.8:53 PM Jul 17th from Tweetie
MetroTransit schedulers draw inspiration from Seurat, apparently. As a commuter, I'd prefer Rambrandt.8:48 PM Jul 17th from Tweetie
You'd think that when viewing an exchange of DMs, the little "message" button would send a DM to that person. But no.10:58 AM Jul 17th from Tweetie
Me too. M minus 5 hours 20 minutes...10:56 AM Jul 17th from Tweetie
Just now getting around to wondering why human moon landing project was named Apollo. Certainly won't be volunteering for Project Diana.10:54 AM Jul 17th from Tweetie
@zacharyjohnson Your reasoning is sound. Looks yummy to boot.2:44 PM Jul 16th from Tweetie in reply to zacharyjohnson
Trying to deduce the original intent lurking behind this M$ Word (I can't believe it's not) HTML.2:33 PM Jul 16th from Tweetie
@RickB I only watch for Stewie and Brian. All the "dumb Peter" stuff is a bit much to wade through.2:24 PM Jul 16th from Tweetie in reply to RickB
@RickB There's a threshold dose of #familyguy that you have to choke down before you're hooked. Like cigarettes (so I hear). Worth it? Meh.1:55 PM Jul 16th from Tweetie in reply to RickB
@derickson I don't mind other guys tweeting with my girl/That's fine, I've friended all of them myself/...1:53 PM Jul 16th from Tweetie in reply to derickson
@jojeda Welcome to the world of homeowner-in-project chic. Stubble and grubby tee are de rigueur. Gnarly cuts and scars just add cred.12:06 PM Jul 16th from Tweetie in reply to jojeda
@nihiliad Quote also assumes that the referenced grandmother is not already knowledgable in the field in question.8:27 AM Jul 16th from Tweetie in reply to nihiliad
@emilymoesewco I trust you are ready to shoulder the burden of having singlehandedly destroyed your neighborhood?8:03 AM Jul 16th from Tweetie in reply to emilymoesewco