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  1. Fuck rings. Real men give engagement bacon. about 1 hour ago from Echofon
  2. There was a phone number wrapped in with my burrito. I didn't even know burritos *had* phones. about 2 hours ago from Echofon
  3. The news is warning that this year retailers are trying to sell me things. Be careful out there, people. about 15 hours ago from Echofon
  4. @alsoyourmom Locate cats. Avoid creeps. 9:35 PM Nov 27th from Echofon in reply to alsoyourmom
  5. Figure skating is going to need a lot more explosions if they hope to hold my attention. 7:02 PM Nov 27th from Echofon
  6. I'm selling "Ted Kennedy Is My Power Animal" shirts in my Zazzle store http://www.zazzle.com/Goril...* AND THEY ARE KINDA AWESOME. 11:24 AM Nov 27th from Echofon
  7. Say it out loud! Not shopping on Black Friday and I'm proud! Good God, y'all. Ungh. 8:52 AM Nov 27th from Echofon
  8. Turkey sushi is weird. 10:34 PM Nov 26th from web
  9. My favorite Thanksgiving tradition is asking "Where are the cans of french fried onions?" at the grocery store. 2:17 PM Nov 25th from txt
  10. The Cranberries are playing in Chicago tonight, the day before Thanksgiving. Think about it. 9:27 AM Nov 25th from txt
  11. @penbleth I'm thinking a vag-pocket protector should really be a thing. Leaky pens could end you up being mistaken for a squid. 2:31 PM Nov 24th from Echofon in reply to penbleth
  12. I love shirts with pouches and cargo pants so I'm pretty sure that I'd love having my own vagina. They're like extra pockets, right? 2:23 PM Nov 24th from Echofon
  13. How long did it take to get your doctorate in plagiarism? 1:24 PM Nov 24th from Echofon
  14. Increased levels of excitement are directly proportionate to decreased use of proper spelling and punctuation. I call it "The EduLOL Scale". 12:52 PM Nov 24th from Echofon
  15. YourWelcomeTaking. 9:50 AM Nov 24th from Echofon
  16. @Xytrex And a tool chest full of concealer, eye-liner and lip gloss. Also a wicked battle-axe for inspiring bigger profit margins. 9:14 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon in reply to Xytrex
  17. @giromide No, this car is more like AV Club and what kids do on break from AV Club (drink juice boxes and use their inhalers). 9:12 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon in reply to giromide
  18. I'm reading the owner's manual for my new car. Cover-to-cover, bitches. I'm *that* guy. 8:58 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon
  19. @Morros Yay! Somebody noticed my absence! 3:48 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon in reply to Morros
  20. "Juan Luis Pedro Phillipo de Huevos Epstein" 1:12 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon