gorillabuns
- someone gave us a big ass gift card and i lost it. i'm hoping it's underneath the fridge. wouldn't that be the first place you would look?about 11 hours ago from web
- this wire that has broken in half underneath my boob, is quite distracting.10:22 PM Jul 7th from web
- can say with absolute happiness, being MIA was the best thing for me these past few days.11:05 PM Jul 6th from web
- man, my four year old sure can pound the skins.8:13 PM Jun 30th from web
- screw the barbies and baby dolls. toothbrushes are the next best thing in children's toys. hours of fun i tell ya.12:08 PM Jun 30th from web
- @kellyportnoy - no one screamed therefore, my aim was pretty lousy.1:14 PM Jun 29th from web
- Has anyone ever thrown a bottle of hand sanitizer at their kids while driving their car because of their crazy fighting? No? Yea, me either.12:57 PM Jun 29th from web
- anyone want a six year old? You don't have to pay me, I'll totally give you her absolutely free. I'll even drop her off at your doorstep.5:56 PM Jun 28th from web
- @TheHeatherB - stand on your head while drinking water? I'm not sure this really ever helped me but I did do this in a club once.9:51 PM Jun 27th from web
- it's obscene the amount of food that i just threw away which so happened to expire over two months ago.9:12 PM Jun 27th from web
- when am i going to realize I am not 21 anymore?11:58 AM Jun 27th from web
- sizzlesays: i so wanted her hair back in the day. oh, and the earrings.9:42 PM Jun 25th from web
- @kerrianne - so wishing you were here with me. momma, a.k.a. me, could make it better with a plate of cheese fries and bacon. oh, and vodka.8:25 PM Jun 25th from web
- contrary to popular belief. I forgive the sins of ignorance. and no, I'm not Mother Teresa. I need running water for a toilet & my Dt. DP's.8:24 PM Jun 25th from web
- I hope to God a certain mean person isn't a counselor. If she is, I bet her suicide rate is at about 99%.9:28 PM Jun 24th from web
- results are in: Unknown: Bronchitis in combo with positioning.
Basically, Thalon had a virus, he flipped himself & quit breathing. FUCK YOU8:46 PM Jun 23rd from web
- it's nice to know there are far crazier people out there than me. Actually, if I think about it, it scares the shit out of me.9:02 AM Jun 23rd from web
- @kimsnotebook - that is just plain messed up! and i consider myself to be slightly sick.7:56 PM Jun 22nd from web
- "mommy, do you think Thalon will catch his balloon and see our pictures?" "I hope to God so, dear. I hope to God so."3:00 PM Jun 22nd from web
- @bearca - don't tell me layfette is a vampire now! i haven't watched yet!10:42 PM Jun 21st from web
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- Name gorillabuns
- Location oklahoma
- Web http://www.gorill...
- Bio counting the days until vodka and i meet again.
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