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  1. amazed that my right arm is three times as big as my left. i'm including underarm fat in the equation. and I'm right-handed. 9:15 PM Jul 27th from web
  2. Just discovered every playdate, meeting with a friend, errand, etc. has centered around eating. Maybe I should be looking into this issue. 7:30 AM Jul 23rd from web
  3. @Desq09 - quite happy to know you are the most perfect person in the world and have all the answers for everyone else. It must be so taxing. 5:35 PM Jul 20th from web in reply to Desq09
  4. @kaiseralex - for an attorney, she sure doesn't know shit about how easy it is to find anything out about anyone. 5:22 PM Jul 20th from web
  5. i'm really beginning to wonder what our world is coming to - people spend way too much time trying to hurt one another. for what? why? 5:17 PM Jul 20th from web
  6. i think it's time to show my 6 yr old it's a cruel world out there. she is going to have to her learn to do her own laundry. im over &out. 9:27 AM Jul 17th from web
  7. @budweiserplease - you changed your name! and just so you know, i hate people too. 9:21 AM Jul 17th from web in reply to budweiserplease
  8. @looneytunes - well, i'm pretty big but i would totally follow you around for free.:) 10:56 PM Jul 16th from web in reply to looneytunes
  9. my 6 yr old is beyond depressed to find out Jon G. has a girlfriend. She gets her info from my US magazine collection. how proud am i? 10:45 PM Jul 16th from web
  10. @looneytunes - hardly! 10:41 PM Jul 16th from web in reply to looneytunes
  11. was just informed the part needed to make my 2005 Ford Freestyle run? is backordered until December. 2009? 2010? WHAT THE FUCK? 2:52 PM Jul 15th from web
  12. @herbadmother - as long as you don't judge me watching big brother - after dark on showtime every evening. 5:26 PM Jul 14th from web in reply to herbadmother
  13. @katie_abanson - i agree wholeheartedly with you. overdone and overplayed. 5:24 PM Jul 14th from web in reply to katie_abanson
  14. how many bottles of glue does a 6 yr old need to make a small one sheet of paper art project? The answer: FOUR. 4:34 PM Jul 14th from web
  15. @thewino - obviously you aren't living in 105 temps here in OK! except for the wine part. 7:41 AM Jul 14th from web in reply to thewino
  16. @MaggieDammit - i'm not organized enough to accept everyone on twitter & facebook. i go through spurts on being yes? no? who? 7:40 AM Jul 14th from web in reply to MaggieDammit
  17. @geekosaur - glad to know that i'm not totally delusional about my feelings. 12:46 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to geekosaur
  18. decided to take myself of all meds for shits & giggles. Day 6: I'm going to kill people & cry while doing it. Note to self: refill meds. 8:53 AM Jul 13th from web
  19. someone gave us a big ass gift card and i lost it. i'm hoping it's underneath the fridge. wouldn't that be the first place you would look? 9:04 AM Jul 9th from web
  20. this wire that has broken in half underneath my boob, is quite distracting. 10:22 PM Jul 7th from web