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My very pretty manicurist just told me I have beautiful nails so I'd quite like to put my face between her legs and show my appreciation.about 12 hours agovia Twitter for iPhone
HoneybuckleI went to the zoo with a black guy once and I told him I'd hit that when we walked by the gorillas just so he didn't think I was a racist.7:59 PM May 27thvia Twitter for iPhoneRetweeted by goreysgirl and 1 other
SpotzwojI don't like it when little kids want to press the button for me in elevators because I WANNA PRESS THE BUTTON!about 17 hours agovia EchofonRetweeted by goreysgirl and 10 others
DejahThoris_Every morning I walk into work wondering if today is the day I’ll slap a wet washcloth on the face of the girl who wears an inch of makeup.4:50 AM May 29thvia Tweetbot for iOSRetweeted by goreysgirl and 2 others
