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I hope when Time Warner Cable employees die, they're doomed to spend eternity troubleshooting their own Time Warner Cable routers.
about 8 hours ago
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Nationals at Braves tonight. Bryce Harper was 10 months old when Chipper Jones made his MLB debut. !
7:47 AM May 25th
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"Rrggggaaarrrrrrr/ Rrggggaaarrrrrrr/ Rrggggaaarrrrrrr/ RRGGGAAARRRRRRR" -Chewbacca Rae Jepson
7:08 AM May 25th
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"I have a headache/ That's not a rumor/ But shut your mouth, kid/ IT'S NOT A TUMOR" --Kindergarten Cop Rae Jepson
7:05 AM May 25th
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@ I am available to work on @, too. My resume: Awesome writer, once stood behind Matthew Weiner at Whole Foods.
6:45 AM May 25th
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"This is final/ It's not a maybe/ Cause we just tested/ And it's your baby." --Maury Rae Jepson
6:43 AM May 25th
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@ After 'Fast Girls,' you may dig this column about women and sport (and why I don't say I run like a girl)
8:44 AM May 23rd
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For real, an 8-year-old taught me everything I need to know about the importance of Title IX.
8:01 AM May 23rd
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Also, I'm pretty sure that's the first time in the History of Forever that "bus station" and "erotica" were in the same sentence.
11:09 AM May 21st
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I've started working on an erotic novel that is set entirely in the bathroom of a suburban bus station. It's called '50 Shades of Greyhound'
10:55 AM May 21st
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Guys, I'm terrified to take my shoes off. If my feet looked any worse, I'd be an honorary Hobbit.
10:09 AM May 20th
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Ran 13.1 miles in 1:36:41, or roughly two episodes of SVU.
9:38 AM May 20th
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Best sign on the half marathon course: "Kanye says 'Imma let you finish.'"
5:57 AM May 20th
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HALF: Jelisa Castrodale - FINISH in 1:36:41. Pace: 7:23. At 8:42:30. Powered by Rite Aid
5:42 AM May 20th
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They're blasting "Road to Nowhere" at the starting line. Well played, Cleveland. Well played.
2:57 AM May 20th
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Went to bed at 8:30 last night, up before 4. That either means it's Race Day or I'm already late for an Amish barn raising.
2:12 AM May 20th
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Sir, I'm not sure that "Lick It, Slam It, Suck It" polo shirt conveys the sense of professionalism that you hoped for. Nice Dockers, though
7:45 AM May 19th
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@ COME ON YOU IRONS!
6:22 AM May 19th
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in reply to Studley
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I would be willing to sacrifice G-spot research if it meant that those scientists would start working on a non-miserable airplane seat.
5:03 AM May 19th
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Thanks, self-tanner for turning my legs into a bright orange mess. My entire lower half looks like a circa-1970s rec room.
8:15 AM May 17th
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- Name Jelisa Castrodale
- Location Under your bed.
- Web http://jelisacast...
- Bio Writer for NBCSports.com and the just-launched msnNOW. I've learned a lot about life by making a mess of my own.
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