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  1. Ken Ober dead. Very sad for those of us who nursed from the MTV teat in the 80's. http://bit.ly/3qxy68
  2. Man, I like this version much better because it has so much more artistic cussing- @rhettmiller. http://bit.ly/1Z6UCz
  3. Embarrassing video of a drunken gordo http://bit.ly/4l620w thanks to @rhettmiller for saving me
  4. @gordonkeith Why are we awake before 5am? (via @rhettmiller)>> that was before sleep, Rhett. This is after. #superman
  5. @Gordonkeith and @Rhettmiller sang WKRP in Cincinatti. Real crowd pleaser. http://yfrog.com/15ouevj (via @BigBrownEyes1)
  6. A great night. Thanks to all who came out to the CF benefit at Granada. @rhettmiller and I did some YouTube catnip. Brace yourself.
  7. Rhett and I rehearsing failed shtick for our performance tonight. http://twitpic.com/pks2l
  8. Join me tonight at 8pm at the Granada for CF benefit. Music by @rhettmiller, Salim Nourallah, Shibboleth, and the O's. SHARE YOURSELF. #fb
  9. @rhettmiller Bastard. How dare you stand up the Musers?
  10. Why I don't want to live anymore http://bit.ly/1K8MvD
  11. This will make your Friday a whole lot better http://bit.ly/2xiWPN
  12. @gordonkeith TiVo on the fritz. When and where can we find your WFAA stuff online? (via @matma) answer= gordonkeithshow.com
  13. @gordonkeith God damn ur a funny mo fo. "i just want to live a long-joyless life, like everyone else" #wfaa (via @matmoeb) fear the soda
  14. @gordonkeith Great segment on Ch 8 Mr. Keith, I don't want to die either, so I too am going to stop living. (via @ScrolagScroggin) I luv you
  15. I make a successful appearance on Channel 8 tonight at approximately 5:23pm. TIVO it. Also come out to Fat Daddy's in Ft. Worth from 5-8pm
  16. Never underestimate the power of perceived persecution. #correction
  17. @gordonkeith Amanda Peet interview is greatness. you are as talented as Patrick Swayze is dead. (via @Steamshack) so dark... in that grave.
  18. Must watch! My foreplay with actress Amanda Peet http://bit.ly/Mhw4i
  19. RT @junior_miller: Billy Crystal on the show today at 9:30am. Make it a Muser morning on The Ticket, 1310am or 104.1fm
  20. I believe my awkward interview with John Cusack airs this morning at 9am on Channel 8. Don't forget to TIVO it. #fb