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gordonhighland

  1. "Shame" is "American Psycho" with a dick instead of a knife. 22 minutes ago via web
  2. Bloviation is an effective contraceptive. Especially when combined with the arrhythmic method. about 20 hours ago via web
  3. Maybe strip clubs employ restroom attendants to keep guys from jerking off in there. More bouncer than butler. Onan the Barbarian. about 21 hours ago via web
  4. The past tense of the verb "to secret" can be confusing. "He secreted massive quantities of whiskey during Prohibition." 7:41 PM May 28th via web
  5. @appel_quist You made an impression: lovely, talented, and devious. Hi. 5:37 PM May 28th via web
  6. Dear boxer: you opponent isn't "trying to take food off (your) family's table"; he's hoping you'll acquire a taste for hospital food. 3:46 PM May 28th via web
  7. Anyone know where I can buy a tarp and some lye on Memorial Day? #askingforafriend 3:37 PM May 28th via web
  8. 2 legit 2 twit 11:48 AM May 23rd via web
  9. "Whether it was the Holy Spirit or The Force or just acid reflux, he couldn't know, but skin always spoke to him." gordonhighland.com/flashover 6:52 PM May 21st via web
  10. Ominous: the moment I walked in the door, "Hell's Bells" began playing over the loudspeaker... #fiveguys 9:14 AM May 21st via TweetDeck
  11. @craigwallwork We should Skype or do a G+ hang. I'll play some Barry Manilow tunes from seven time zones away while your wife sings them. 12:39 AM May 20th via web in reply to craigwallwork
  12. Someday, I want to go to a party at Jack Horner's house 35 years ago. 11:49 PM May 19th via web
  13. I'm beginning to doubt my own commitment to Sparkle Motion. 10:20 AM May 18th via web
  14. Gentlemen: it IS still possible to use the term "grown man" without interjecting "-ass" in the middle of it. #itgetsbetter 7:13 PM May 17th via web
  15. Brunch is the breakfast of hungover champions. 8:14 AM May 17th via web
  16. Det. David Mills's critique of Dante's Inferno: "Goddamn poetry-writing faggot piece of shit. Fucker." It seems that Envy is my sin. 9:53 AM May 16th via web
  17. I can't really define mumblecore, but I know it when I can't quite hear it. 6:49 AM May 16th via web
  18. Doing another reading in KC. Prospero's Books 7pm on Sat 5/26. @calebjross @philjourdan @brandontietz gordonhighland.com/2012/05/hows-m… 4:41 PM May 15th via web