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goowakmeow

  1. *ring* "pharmacy, how can I help u". Girl: "can I get ur fone number?". #dafuq?
  2. Kittens took one of the glowing stars on my wall and put it on my bed, lol. They randomly pick stuff up n put them around the house
  3. @ah_kit the pt isn't if they're ugly or not. The pt is they're very bias who they call a pervert lol
  4. A good looking guy comes in n suddenly its like they're making love on the dance floor.
  5. I see women calling ugly men perverts for trying to dance with them, as if they're too innocent to even be touched on the hand.
  6. A good looking guy who's very forward will be labelled a flirt. An ugly guy who partakes in the same actions? A pervert.
  7. Need shoes! White, wedgies and flats!
  8. @charisseang damn charisse, good job. Impressed u didn't trip bk down seeing how clumsy u r LOL :P
  9. @VyRoxy we all wear makeup.. But dun turn out tht doll like! Lol wht gloss r u wearing tho? Loveeee the color! Compliment ur skin so well
  10. *looks in mirror* ... I have a rly big forehead... Doesn't even fit in most my pictures -___-, sigh.
  11. @VyRoxy u look like a doll veron!! So jealous! Super smooth skin n baby pink adorable lips! >< Wtheck!
  12. Been studying since 2pm, I'm mad tired. *sad face* 2 more hours to go before I call it a night. Have work tomorrow *goannnn*
  13. @TommyWee A "NEW" girlfriend? Meaning he actually had a girlfriend before that? I don't know which is more shocking.
  14. My neighbour's kid has a trampoline in their front yard. Lucky!!
  15. Would u rather die instantly, not knowing wht happened or slowly n be able to say ur goodbyes? the things I think about... Lol
  16. #1 pet peeve. When ppl bring in their significant other into an argument unrelated to them just so they can feel "right."
  17. Yes, Saturday night, just as Friday is spent immersed in studies. But dont feel bad for me... Not like I had plans anyway LOL #lowselfesteem
  18. THANK GOODNESS my grl taught me an easy formula for stock solution equations. I was about to cry, lol
  19. My baby got stung by a bee!! WAHhHH ><