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gooseDaWise

  1. #1thingthatgetsonmynerves Scabs
  2. @CMPunk did the big bossman kill you're alligator and unknowingly fed it to you? #AligatorKennelFromHell
  3. Saw a blind guy wearing a @JohnCena t-shirt. I don't get it, the guy can't see him anyway. #CMONmanThatsFunny
  4. @RolloT I see. This guy was just interrupting everyone. I ripped into him. Only my 4th time on stage.
  5. @RolloT just curious, ever had a heckler encounter yet? I had one tonight.
  6. I will rule Stand Up Comedy one day. I think it's best that people start paying attention now.
  7. You got SSFIV? You got Xbox 360? Fuck it, let's play....now. Gamertag: GOOSEFERdaWISE
  8. #WaysToImpressMe intelligence?
  9. God Forgives I Don't. So the next time I pull up to a drive-thru window, don't dare send me to the parking lot to sit and wait.
  10. I Cried When Johnny 5 was disassembled in Short Circuit 2 #DontDisassembleJohnny5
  11. @WWEAYS Check out Ivan Putski's appearance on Tuesday Night Titans #AreYouSerious #Sausage
  12. Apparently Chris Benoit jokes are not funny. And to think, @RolloT had me going the whole time. #OpenMicFail
  13. Good god, Jerry Lawler is a pervert.
  14. @CMPunk was pretty funny "drunk". #YouShouldStillStaySoberBruh
  15. @The305MVP so since A-Train came back as Lord Tensai, can we expect your comeback as "Master Kushin"?
  16. #SaveReksAndHawkins Unless you really like Titus O'Neil. In that case, stop watching wrestling. @TheCurtHawkins
  17. This is my frien TR @oofanater doing his best "I'm a fat guy going to work out." impression. #follow #him twitter.com/gooseDaWise/st…
  18. @AntiSemanticShw thx. Just downloaded the new ep. Gonna listen!