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gooseDaWise

  1. #1thingthatgetsonmynerves Scabs 5:03 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @CMPunk did the big bossman kill you're alligator and unknowingly fed it to you? #AligatorKennelFromHell 4:59 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CMPunk
  3. Saw a blind guy wearing a @JohnCena t-shirt. I don't get it, the guy can't see him anyway. #CMONmanThatsFunny 4:33 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. @RolloT I see. This guy was just interrupting everyone. I ripped into him. Only my 4th time on stage. 3:50 AM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RolloT
  5. @RolloT just curious, ever had a heckler encounter yet? I had one tonight. 3:11 AM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. I will rule Stand Up Comedy one day. I think it's best that people start paying attention now. 10:25 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. You got SSFIV? You got Xbox 360? Fuck it, let's play....now. Gamertag: GOOSEFERdaWISE 5:31 PM May 5th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. #WaysToImpressMe intelligence? 12:32 AM May 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  9. God Forgives I Don't. So the next time I pull up to a drive-thru window, don't dare send me to the parking lot to sit and wait. 2:55 AM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. I Cried When Johnny 5 was disassembled in Short Circuit 2 #DontDisassembleJohnny5 2:53 AM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. @WWEAYS Check out Ivan Putski's appearance on Tuesday Night Titans #AreYouSerious #Sausage 2:13 AM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Apparently Chris Benoit jokes are not funny. And to think, @RolloT had me going the whole time. #OpenMicFail 4:19 AM Apr 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Good god, Jerry Lawler is a pervert. 1:27 AM Apr 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @CMPunk was pretty funny "drunk". #YouShouldStillStaySoberBruh 12:59 AM Apr 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. @The305MVP so since A-Train came back as Lord Tensai, can we expect your comeback as "Master Kushin"? 12:17 AM Apr 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. #SaveReksAndHawkins Unless you really like Titus O'Neil. In that case, stop watching wrestling. @TheCurtHawkins 5:12 PM Apr 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  17. This is my frien TR @oofanater doing his best "I'm a fat guy going to work out." impression. #follow #him twitter.com/gooseDaWise/st… 4:23 AM Apr 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  18. @AntiSemanticShw thx. Just downloaded the new ep. Gonna listen! 9:56 PM Apr 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AntiSemanticShw
  • Name Klinton Imai
  • Location Mililani, HI
  • Bio Guile, Captain Commando, Megaman.
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