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  1. @sanityonline @justinbieber Just pre-ordered the deluxe CD and entered. Fingers crossed! Once again Sanity has all the good comps :) THANKS! 5:27 PM May 29th via web in reply to sanityonline
  2. Getting ready for tomorrow. Gonna be a priiiiime night :) twitpic.com/9ozg1f 3:13 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  3. @xander85 both of those things shall be done in great abundance :) 1:13 AM May 24th via web
  4. @xander85 lol! Don't hype yourself up to much otherwise it may end up being a let down :P 1:12 AM May 24th via web in reply to xander85
  5. @tassiemum62 @xander85 Goonfields sounds like my ideal place to live. Right next to Vodkaville and Scotchtown :P 4:51 PM May 20th via web in reply to tassiemum62
  6. @sean1080p I know!! Even though she was only on screen for like 2 seconds, I have fallen deeply in love with her :) 4:38 PM May 20th via web in reply to sean1080p
  7. @xander85 I need to find out who she is so I can initiate her into our secret club "The OGC" (Original Goon Crew) 4:38 PM May 20th via web in reply to xander85
  8. I think I have found my future wife... news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?i… 4:34 PM May 20th via web
  9. @xander85 indeed you are Grantholomew*. Very special! (* I have now legally assigned this as your full name regardless of Australian Law) 6:41 AM May 20th via web in reply to xander85
  10. @xander85 I almost forget that's my full name sometimes. I never get called it. Not even by my mother when i'm naughty! 6:38 AM May 20th via web in reply to xander85
  11. @xander85 you have a pupil, macula, cornea, iris, retina, and vitrious humor in your eyes!!! :P 6:20 AM May 20th via web in reply to xander85
  12. Goon and sarsparella is much more delicious than it sounds. I will be doing this more often from now on. 6:12 AM May 20th via web
  13. Have officially set the dogs on TPG. Go get 'em Mr. Onbudsmen!! 5:31 PM May 16th via web
  14. @lilithia @xander85 I know you don't check facebook much. But there is an invite to my housewarming waiting for you. May 26th! Be free :P 6:23 AM May 15th via web
  15. #1 benefit of Mothers Day: Going to mums place with my laptop to torrent like a mad cunt and steal all her bandwidth. #PirateLife 4:44 AM May 13th via web
  16. So Yukio did not get through?! Looks like I am done with watching #masterchef this year :( #TeamYukio 3:39 AM May 13th via web
  17. @lilithia winzip. 6:06 AM May 12th via web in reply to lilithia
  18. The night has now progressed to solitude in a warm room, listening to Chicago and eating twiggy sticks. I am so irresistible. 5:54 AM May 12th via web
  19. @miniblondeone i know how to bake cupcakes, but felt like making these :P and they are delicious :3 4:15 AM May 12th via web in reply to miniblondeone
  20. Spending Sat night baking, ironing & listening to Julio Iglesias. Excuse me while I play with my newly grown vagina... twitpic.com/9k52ie 4:08 AM May 12th via Twitter for Android