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GoodyBrains

  1. Does anyone here want a block of mixed meat cooked on a spit? (Never mind I'll just shawarma self out) 6:16 AM May 31st via Twitter for Android
  2. It's okay to tell the boss to suck my dick if I don't have a dick, right? 7:42 AM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
  3. Dear Trent Reznor: This whole suburban DILF on roids look is making me question my own identity as an emerging 90's generation adult. 12:27 PM May 19th via Twitter for Android
  4. Possible pizza and genealogy mix up: "Is that the motto on your crest?" "Is that tomotto on your crust?" (You're welcome) 2:37 PM May 18th via Twitter for Android
  5. Free pick-up line with culinary and statistical allusions: "I wanna distribute you like a poisson." 6:45 AM May 17th via Twitter for Android
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  7. Pull down your dürers so I can van my dyck in your holbein 8:29 AM May 13th via Twitter for Android
  8. @cw1nd OH FOR OAT'S FLAKE!!!! 8:25 AM May 13th via Twitter for Android in reply to cw1nd
  9. @cw1nd FOR WHOLE GRAIN GOODNESS'S SAKE 8:20 AM May 13th via Twitter for Android in reply to cw1nd
  10. I saw Phil Collins coming in the air tonight, hold on, wrong British musician, it was actually George Michael. 4:16 PM May 12th via Twitter for Android
  11. @cw1nd No but I once saw him coming in the air and I called the police. 4:11 PM May 12th via Twitter for Android in reply to cw1nd
  12. Hold on everyone...Phil Collins has been waiting for this moment all his life 11:48 AM May 12th via Twitter for Android
  13. @cw1nd UM WHATEVER THE FLUFF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT 8:09 AM May 10th via Twitter for Android in reply to cw1nd
  14. Kardashian: To solicit proper ID from a French dog 8:04 AM May 10th via Twitter for Android
  15. To trace lines around the upper part of the legs: Circumthighs 5:56 PM May 3rd via Twitter for Android
  16. @MargaretFuckbag Si tú estás DTF, sabes dónde encontrarme 10:19 AM Apr 29th via Twitter for Android in reply to grumpassgrumpaw
  17. @MargaretFuckbag Es por eso que me amas 10:02 AM Apr 29th via Twitter for Android in reply to grumpassgrumpaw
  18. I'm vaccinating these chickens for polio. Or as I like to call it, "salking cock". 9:52 AM Apr 29th via Twitter for Android
  19. @MargaretFuckbag @cummyturds Are we still talking about PopoZão? Because my street cred is already on the line in this game. 9:30 AM Apr 28th via Twitter for Android in reply to grumpassgrumpaw
  20. @cummyturds Oops I thought that was in reply to my tweet about baby corn. At least you're enlightened now. 9:25 AM Apr 28th via Twitter for Android in reply to cummyturdBurgle