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  1. http://twitgoo.com/5s375 Don't look at me like that. You're still a bad girl.
  2. Stupid weekend. Why can't you be a few days longer?
  3. I just spent all night writing a huge fucking rant. And now it's 7.30am on a Sunday and I'm awake and SO FUCKING ANGRY
  4. RT @PembDave: Has anyone got Derren Brown's phone number? I'm still stuck in this f****** chair.
  5. i have a box of wine and the sky is broken. i'd better not be missing anything good on the telly.
  6. @DizzySteinway my friend does the 'tsst' thing with the dogs but when i do it the dogs look at me as if to say "why are you spitting on me?"
  7. I just found Cesar Millan on here so now I know where to send my dog problems :3
  8. All this talk of thanksgiving... I miss Mister and Missus Turkey :(
  9. I hate having itchy eyes. I think i just rubbed a dog hair in one. And I nearly wrote GOD HAIR so i can't fucking see now
  10. @SEBBYWOOD your background is awesome :)
  11. @Norwich24 awesome :) i hate football but i don't mind seeing norwich win once!
  12. why is jennifer lopez making it difficult for me to see footage of her falling over?
  13. Haha, it's at the carnival bit with 'Twist and Shout' and I started singing so Chompy had to jump up at the TV. She's embarrassed now.
  14. @SEBBYWOOD but yes, it was at you ;)
  15. @SEBBYWOOD That's the second time I've replied and it hasn't worked! I'll have to tell twitter their new thing doesn't work for retards.
  16. @gomark i had to go to IMDB to load that... idgaf, that Rottweiler was THE BEST. Metal teeth? Fuck yes.
  17. aww, you changed your background!
  18. @Norwich24 Advice: don't tweet three times in two minutes because WE ALL GOT IT
  19. RT @serafinowicz: RT @hexhunter: What would your action movie post-kill catchphrase be? #PSQA (crying) Please wake up!!
  20. ok. i'm watching ferris bueller again. i don't care. can i speak to mr. rooney, please?