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  1. Video Dating, Part 2 - Found Footage Festival http://www.youtube.com/watc... 8:50 AM Nov 17th from web
  2. "There are 289 species of octopus. I can, and will, name them all during the act of love." M4W 8:48 PM Nov 15th from web
  3. Amputee Needed (For Halloween) http://bit.ly/2xMJnK 11:37 AM Oct 23rd from web
  4. RT@missionmission Family Circus Lovers a Must http://bit.ly/iYa15 8:02 PM Oct 7th from web
  5. http://bit.ly/sByD5 via @TheOnion - But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our Friendship Where I Ask You To Do Things & You Do Them 3:24 PM Oct 5th from web
  6. "This ad is exactly what happens when you ignore the label’s warning and actually do ingest the Listerine. Idiot man, 38."#m4w 1:26 PM Oct 5th from web
  7. I was a love machine…now I’m just an affectionate blender. Whirrr.-m4w 1:21 PM Oct 5th from web
  8. Vintage 80's Dating Montage Video http://www.dailymotion.com/... (look 4 breakfast club reference) 11:35 AM Sep 21st from web
  9. Bromance Is Kicking Romance’s Butt http://bit.ly/2R0Tj7 3:30 PM Sep 15th from web
  10. "I have no idea if my ad will attract a mate, but I’m very drunk and don’t especially care at this moment." W4M 5:05 PM Sep 11th from web
  11. "Why I Don't Have a Girlfriend" - http://twlol.com/tw/?v4-24630 #lol #graphs 10:25 PM Aug 28th from ichc
  12. "2 hefty, tattooed skinheads 43/45. One writes, one reads. Want uncensored sex with bookish blokes who like rough drafts."- mm4m 10:16 PM Aug 28th from web
  13. @creativefia Mischievous, winged child armed with bow and arrows that stabs your heart? 7:31 PM Aug 28th from web in reply to creativefia
  14. "Shortly, very shortly, you will figure out that I am a total loser..As much as I tried to prepare you.." http://bit.ly/j7Hhx 7:28 PM Aug 28th from web
  15. Fishing for Hipsters: http://bit.ly/124Xzz 11:36 AM Aug 17th from web
  16. Star Wars love letter: http://bit.ly/2SjIhb 9:04 AM Aug 7th from web
  17. Hips Don't Lie But an Ass Sure Will-w4m 5:52 PM Aug 5th from web
  18. Women Who Prefer a Small Penis..(please don't write me) m4w 5:51 PM Aug 5th from web
  19. You Alien, Me Predator! m4w 5:50 PM Aug 5th from web
  20. hot kermit seeks skinny lil miss piggy 25-m4w 1:18 PM Aug 3rd from web
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