goochonline
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"Hey guys... The other team is handing us something!" "What is it, John?" "Oh... It's our own asses."
about 2 hours ago
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@ Big Town BS is pretty bad as well. Trust me. Happy Thanksgiving!
about 13 hours ago
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Could one of you Fox News Channel followers tell me where Megyn Kelly is? I only watch FNC on mute, so if they said something, I missed it.
7:43 AM Nov 24th
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If the police really want to clean up the streets, I recommend DUII checkpoints at all Taco Bell drive throughs at 3am.
12:13 PM Nov 21st
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Getting groggy. I'm out. Peace.
9:30 PM Nov 19th
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Ah... the Coors Light is kicking in. Just wrote: "What does the future hold? Like a stripper on Father's day, I have no plans."
7:45 PM Nov 19th
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I'm writing stuff. It's been a while since I've written anything longer than 140 characters.
6:59 PM Nov 19th
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Pabstinence: Forebearance from any indulgence of cheap beer.
5:46 AM Nov 19th
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(posted in a cubicle): "Punctuality is a virtue of the bored."
12:51 PM Nov 18th
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Good morning. I trust you slept well. Can I offer you an espresso, or a fresh squeezed orange juice?
6:03 AM Nov 17th
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Writing a screenplay for an urban tale called "Menace II Sobriety." It's a semi-autobiographic tale of my youthful struggles in Laurelhurst.
3:47 PM Nov 16th
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I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore.
12:36 PM Nov 16th
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Prayer to Our Lady of the Blessed Black Male Comedian Dressed as an Older Fat Woman: Please make Tyler Perry stop it. All of it. Amen.
7:36 PM Nov 15th
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They make 'egg microwavers?' Breakfast just got a little grosser.
9:23 AM Nov 14th
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1:15 AM Nov 14th
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At Vertigo.
10:01 PM Nov 13th
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Vertigo in 15 minutes.
9:30 PM Nov 13th
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Note to self: sell pet chimpanzee on Craigslist to good (read: any) home.
2:41 PM Nov 13th
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Morning commute: I accidentally pushed the gas pedal instead of the brake. I felt like an old person driving towards a farmer's market.
8:55 AM Nov 13th
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Woke up during a dream in which I was asked if I thought the new secretary on The Office was hot. I didn't know. I hope I get back to sleep.
4:13 AM Nov 13th
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- Name John Gallucci
- Location Portland, OR
- Web http://www.goocho...
- Bio Computer tech/blogger/mediocre DJ/ordained minister/soccer player
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