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  1. you know you might be a chronic multitasker when this (http://googlegooglegooglego...) makes you giddy with joy.
  2. you know you live in a strange world when your armenian/turkish-can't-use-a-mobile-phone-mum asks you what you think about lady gaga.
  3. http://twitpic.com/qqgk0 - only michael jackson can cross the street here. obviously, no one's informed australia, he's no longer with us.
  4. @devongundry tells me he hates boots & Uggs are a better choice. why? because "wearing Uggs is like putting your foot inside a raccoon."
  5. chances are, if you describe yourself a 'hipster', you are not, in fact, a hipster.
  6. you think you've seen it all, and then you see a kettle with a specific 'oolong tea' setting. insert JETSONS theme song.
  7. http://twitpic.com/pzah6 - at the end of the day, this is the only question that really matters.
  8. i've determined that what tapioca pudding lacks in 'coolness' it makes up for in refreshing gelatinous abundance.
  9. mum excitedly shows me a tarantula on the bathroom wall. she then catches & releases it outside. suffice to say, i'm NOT my mother's child.
  10. dilemma of 2009 - when someone says 'wow' i have to figure out if they actually mean 'wow' or are referring to World of Warcraft.
  11. http://twitpic.com/p7yxs - something about branding them "safety matches" seems a bit misleading.
  12. my parent's dishwasher has a sticker on it stating that it has a 'waterproof system'. seems a bit counter-intuitive for a dishWASHER.
  13. i have name prejudice. for example, if your name is aurora, you better be an artist or a witchdoctor. NOT an accountant.
  14. http://twitpic.com/oz14s - melbourne alleyways inspire me to have coffee next to the hipsters & dumpsters
  15. my daily smirk today = popular songs in graph form - http://bit.ly/1sOfjt
  16. http://twitpic.com/ogthf - love the signage at this wellington supermarket. no idea what a 'stump dump' is though.
  17. um. is it politically incorrect to request no MSG when ordering chinese food? the last time i did this i got an order of 'eye roll'.
  18. a book club TV show seems somewhat counter-intuitive. this is what happens when you are on the flip side of the globe.
  19. my experience flying with @jetstarairways was akin to having my fingers slammed in a door - inconvenient and painful.
  20. "a lamb would be a great pet because when it's no longer cute you can eat it."= what @devongundry took away from our visit to NZ.