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  1. whenever i put someone on hold, i hear the click of them hanging up right when i pick up. if only everyone was 10 seconds more patient :(
  2. some customer just told me a joke. Q: why is santa claus always happy? A: Because he knows who all the naught girls are. ... ... :รถ
  3. 6 screenplay pages down tonight. at least 4 more to go. tonight. 30 more by Wednesday!
  4. there is a vending machine in the science library that has a scrolling led display that tells you news headlines. what?
  5. someone screaming outside my house + pounding on my door at 4 am + boyfriend calling for reinforcements = tired me
  6. very little makes me angrier than the misuse of the term "high-concept"
  7. http://tinyurl.com/y9koquu Five Reasons Werner Herzog is More Badass Than Chuck Norris
  8. http://twitpic.com/pdc04 -
  9. http://twitpic.com/ncvtd - final verdict: the fair owns
  10. http://twitpic.com/ncowd -
  11. http://twitpic.com/nc42s - i won a unicorn shoe from the village blacksmith
  12. http://twitpic.com/nc0g6 - the dude in the leather vest is the village blacksmith. welcome to the fair.
  13. Tonight, I am going to a fair for the first time. Hooray!
  14. http://twitpic.com/n3cc8 - i has ginormous new grasses on ma face
  15. how does twitpic work? can you send pictures from your phone or do you have to upload them from a computer?
  16. <33333 :)
  17. Dragged myself out of bed and walked to class, only to find NOBODY THERE. wtf?
  18. Also, I love the word "however."
  19. Whiskey!
  20. @noonesboy Unfortunately, the desert I will be in is located in AZ. But. Maybe if I come back over winter break I will have a secondar ...