golfwidow
@whall If anything, I could make training videos for Elin Nordegren.
| does not need another incarnation of 90210 OR Rocky Horror, and thinks all the Mummy stuff is useless without Oded Fehr or Rachel Weisz. |
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| doesn't get how cranberry juice is good, and green tea is good, yet Cranergy tastes like licking the bottom of a flip-flop. |
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| is helpless, hopeless, and unemployed in Greenland. |
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| spent $4.19 on a *$ coffee using her debit card just so she could rack up the 81¢ in her savings, which is, at this time, anemic. |
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| 's stomach hurts today. Also, she has dry skin. This is where you must weep and rend your garments on her behalf. |
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| Twitter is having "issues" with my "relationships." I think it needs a shrink. Or to talk things out with FAILBOOK. |
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| is switching back to the old Facebook design till they work out the design flaws. 'Cos right now? FAILBOOK. |
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| says the only thing better than an M&M is a HUGE M&M, filled with ice cream, on a stick. She feels decidedly Dunhamlicious. |
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| has decided her Ultimate Goal in Life is "Have a species of penguin named after her." "The Golfwidow Penguin eats mostly onion rings." |
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| is enjoying a thunderstorm. |
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| pictures it: Sicily, 1920. (Estelle Getty has died. I am bummed out.) |
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| @Rachelskirts "Aw, gee. And I didn't get you anything." |
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| just got spam from "Moses Peoples". Thought it said "Moses' People." Briefly wondered when Judaism got so possessive. |
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| is vanillalicious. |
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| says to Twitter, "I said 'get over yourself,' not 'get over capacity.'" |
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| would rather hear Jack Black sing "Squeeze Box" than Bill O'Reilly; would definitely rather see Jack Black drop trou than Bill O'Reilly. |
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| loves Tenacious D's cover of The Who's "Squeeze Box." With or without Jack Black dropping trou at the end. |
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| @gretchasketch I always assumed making out like a bandit meant wearing a mask whilst tongue-kissing, then stealing your snogfriend's wallet. |
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| loves her friends. http://tinyurl.com/5erumg |
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