Profile_bird

Hey there! golfwidow is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing? Join today to start receiving golfwidow's updates.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

golfwidow

  1. watches Michael Phelps rebound in the media's esteem and thinks it's a pity Ben Curtis (the Dell Guy) doesn't swim.
  2. Latest Blog Post surf and turf wars: I even have a title for it. http://tinyurl.com/nqg98v
  3. is awake, because her body has decided that sleep is dumb.
  4. @javashri Thank you for asking: she is still in ICU and I haven't heard from my SIL, so I'm hoping no news is good news.
  5. Clarification: @spritopiasI am just tired of the news, that's all. "Don't Miss "Michael Jackson is dead"? We know, already.
  6. @thursdayschild YAY!
  7. Saw a news link on CNN.com under the "Don't Miss" link: "Michael Jackson is dead." They're right. I don't miss him.
  8. wishes her bladder wasn't always so up-and-at-'em when the rest of her body parts are saying, "Come on, we have another whole hour."
  9. is going to work. Based on the barrage of bad news over the past few weeks, she expects the house to burn down while she's gone.
  10. @quinbrowne Don't know - she was rushed into surgery with what they thought was just a blockage this afternoon. She's still unconscious.
  11. just honest to freakin' gourd does not know how much more bad news she can take. (MIL has a massive malignant tumor in her rectum.)
  12. What happened when Ron Weasley went to Hogwarts? He got swine flu. http://ping.fm/mQH12
  13. is putting Michael Jackson on notice. Come back and haunt them if they don't shut up about you. I'm tired and I want some real news.
  14. @thatsmybix I wish I had a car. I'd come pick you up.
  15. 's 1st Tweet Ever: "wondering why I just joined yet another networking thingie." (12:24 PM Mar 11th, 2008 from web)
  16. Operation Mac & Cheese Stromboli = SUCCESS. Which results in Operation Svelte and Sexy = FAIL.
  17. is conducting an experiment to see if homemade mac & cheese can be converted into a stromboli. Please wear your safety goggles.
  18. is living proof that overloading on laziness, beer, and carbs makes me more twitterific, if not actually improving my cleverness.
  19. @Paisano .... but true love lets you go first.
  20. Latest Blog Post the universe does not want me: Looks like Cosmic brought her Crayolas with her... http://tinyurl.com/lom2oy