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goldenjessica

  1. @ladybusiness i know, @brandoncreed & me both. We try to pimp our rides with his & her dings as often as poss. we prefer parking lots. 10:17 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to ladybusiness
  2. #SignsImGreetedByOften twitpic.com/9rnf6u 9:29 AM Jun 1st via Twitpic
  3. Can't believe this "genius" six-year old didn't know the word 'ingluives'. Duh, that was like my second word. #fb nydailynews.com/news/national/… 9:58 AM May 31st via web
  4. Psst, using really depressing music in your indie film doesn't make us forget it's terrible. #usedneilyoungonastudentfilm #itsucked #fb 6:57 PM May 30th via web
  5. I've been waiting for the perfect tweet and I think I got it. Hope you love it! 3:08 PM May 30th via Mobile Web
  6. tmblr.co/ZrLVdxM5-Aw1 11:45 PM May 24th via Tumblr
  7. How are you guys not more excited that Phil Phillips won Idol? Siri even called to congratulate me (on my nerd-DROID). 4:10 PM May 24th via web
  8. Hope they're not lactose intolerant at this home. twitpic.com/9mw6lf 11:15 AM May 19th via Twitpic
  9. @unfoRETTAble Ever get down to urrplane radio on a loop? If this Tina Turner song comes on for the 7th time, I'mma start a soul train. 6:53 PM May 17th via Mobile Web
  10. Is it rude to control the airplane TV My Left Foot style if you're sitting in bulkhead? 5:11 PM May 17th via Mobile Web
  11. @GildasClubDet Thank you, I had a great time! You guys are awesome!! 4:46 PM May 17th via Mobile Web in reply to GildasClubDet
  12. hard RT w/a soft What he said/#ff @ParentingMadeEZ: ff us, we gave him his sea legs @thechrisarmy @HotComesToDie @goldenjessica @roywoodjr 12:47 PM May 11th via Mobile Web in reply to ParentingMadeEZ
  13. @mattyboren @unfoRETTAble oh and i signed us up for what's love got to do with it #obamaoke #suchagreatfundraiser 6:38 PM May 10th via web
  14. @mattyboren @unfoRETTAble #heyguys sorry, got stuck talking to the arquettes. patty is such an activist, love her. try the #veganfries 6:36 PM May 10th via web in reply to mattyboren
  15. @mattyboren did you wanna drive separately to clooney's or go with the group? I prob won"t wanna stay that late. Big callback in the am. 3:50 PM May 10th via Mobile Web
  16. @mattyboren @parentingmadeez i just laughed so hard, i think i twarted. #jeanorpineappleuppyDcake? 7:00 PM May 4th via web in reply to mattyboren
  17. @mattyboren @ParentingMadeEZ if that isn't mental tweetlep, i don't know what is. he just told me he saw you on HiMyM bialik. jean or bloss? 6:51 PM May 4th via web in reply to mattyboren
  • Name Jessica Golden
  • Location Los Angeles
  • Web http://jessicagol...
  • Bio comedian/writer/featured extra on Leave it to Beaver
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