goldengateblond
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@ Oh nice tip. I have to plunder the grocery story tonite myself.
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to Splits_McGee
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@ Stop sharing my brain! I need every bit of the 10% that's useful.
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to Girl11Eleven
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RT @: Twitter: come for the funny, stay for the friends.
Today, I give thanks for all of you.
about 3 hours ago
from web
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@ Yeah but we're always nice enough to share our cigarettes.
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to Girl11Eleven
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@ I grew up near there. Trust me, it gets old.
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to gl0bals0j0urner
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Sometimes I see the word "muslim" and misread it as "muslin" and think it's sad such a versatile fabric is the victim of such prejudice.
about 3 hours ago
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BREAKING: ABC is in talks to resurrect "Charlie's Angels." In other news, original ideas, still MIA, were last seen sobbing quietly alone.
about 5 hours ago
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@ Now you can take Tucks off your grocery list.
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to chiclet_
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You guys are awesome ... RT @ 50★ tweet by @ ->
about 6 hours ago
from web
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No, I do NOT want the whole she-bang. God only knows where it's been.
about 6 hours ago
from web
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Dear @: I'm down with the cause but the name needs a little work. Try again. Kthxblockbye.
about 6 hours ago
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@ Yikes. I'm sorry.
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to Daily_Pinch
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@ Tell them you'll be happy to provide an update around 6pm tonight.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to FormerPolice
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Judging by the messages I've gotten about , you people really hate your families. I feel so close to you right now.
about 7 hours ago
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@ Aw, thanks! Hope you're feeling better ...
about 7 hours ago
from web
in reply to FormerPolice
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@ Be careful out there. No telling what sort of trouble lurks within ordinary household objects.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to sha_suga
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@ Happy birthday to my twisted partner in self-induced catastrophe! xoxox
about 7 hours ago
from web
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@ And where the hell have you been, young lady? I've had to sing songs all by myself.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to ninjacentric
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@ Uh, I'd tell him he'd be buying for 4 tonight but I'd be happy to make the reservations.
about 17 hours ago
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in reply to NFS2912
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@ Well-put.
about 17 hours ago
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in reply to iamjustcara
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