golansleepweed
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sing for me
8:11 AM Dec 21st
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I have been pruning apple trees and burning bracken. I am more country than Tammy Wynette.
6:39 AM Dec 20th
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@ All melisma warblers up against the wall. Not christmassy but fair I think.
4:44 AM Dec 18th
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Comes from catholic and orthodox plainsong apparently.
10:40 AM Dec 17th
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Y know the irritating warble'y bits x factor contestants do to sound like beyoncee et al? It's called melisma. New word that.
10:38 AM Dec 17th
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@ @ you and your festive elvish bros and sis's should entirely own a day in late June.
9:56 AM Dec 17th
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oh yes. One is quite old the other is quite new. The bollocksyfying is exponential.
9:55 AM Dec 17th
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Never before in the field of human endeavour has so much shite been spouted by so many about so little .
9:23 AM Dec 17th
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Escaped from before turning into a pumpkin. A pumpkin disguised as a tired man. Dorset ho. Pumpkin risotto.
9:08 AM Dec 17th
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@ wish I could be there old chap. Although it seems ungentlemanly to wear shorts at Christmas.
3:26 PM Dec 16th
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Heading back to Blighty and jolly pleased about it too. Lashings of grog at tomorrow. A piquant mixture with the old jetlag.
2:48 PM Dec 16th
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In America they don't have disabled loos, they have "restrooms for those in need of companion assistance"
10:23 AM Dec 16th
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I mean HOW, HOW can the tired Englishman in his gym kit possibly be a trained killer? Am I here to suffocate my fellow guests with my socks?
6:06 AM Dec 16th
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@ at least you didn't spark an international incident by forgetting your room number in a DC hotel.
6:04 AM Dec 16th
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in reply to Elika
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Every security guard in America bases themselves on Tackleberry from police academy. And they all think I'm Lee Harvey Oswald.
6:01 AM Dec 16th
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This week: bloodymary, LA, sleep, pitch,gin&tonic, Washington DC, final creative for National Gallery, beer, London, Digital Podge, DRIBBLE.
3:12 AM Dec 14th
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@ @ long haul flight in 20 minutes, so I'll read it now then.
3:10 AM Dec 14th
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Wife thought live and let die was a duran duran song, affording sir Paul the respect he deserves for this risable display of farterry.
1:09 PM Dec 13th
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Joe'll win. Northerners would rather die or go outside in a jacket than vote for an Essex boy, whilst southerners don't give a fuck.
11:56 AM Dec 13th
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was going to the V&A medieval galleries, now arsing mince pies and reading the Hungry Caterpillar. The nipper is very content with this
6:40 AM Dec 13th
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- Name Chris Clarke
- Location all over the place
- Bio Chief Creative Officer Lost Boys international
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