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  1. @littledorritty They're alright till they open their mouths. ;) about 6 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to littledorritty
  2. @AdamCrolla I don't actually have anything against her - I was just pointing out the age thing. I think Rolf's spectacular for his age! about 6 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to AdamCrolla
  3. @AdamCrolla No, this is true. He's a lot more active. And Phil's not ill! They kept him out of it so he didn't say something stupid! :D about 7 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to AdamCrolla
  4. @AdamCrolla Rolf's about the same age and he's coping alright! :D Or so it seems from my Twitstream. I've not got telly on. Daren't. ;) about 9 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to AdamCrolla
  5. @littledorritty Super Rugby? Sounds right up my alley! Like normal rugby, but super instead of shit! If it's shit, I'm going to shoot you. about 9 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to littledorritty
  6. @mgbarrett @ParisMouton Actually, my first festival was '86, but it was shit so I don't include it. :D You young 'uns know NOTHING. ;) about 9 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to mgbarrett
  7. @mgbarrett Ah! Don't let Twyford Down! I didn't have you down as a raver or stinking hippie! :D about 10 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to mgbarrett
  8. @mgbarrett Hah! My first festival was '89! I'm a reet old bastard, me... about 10 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to mgbarrett
  9. @davedagger I.can't.be.arsed about 10 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to davedagger
  10. @Sarah_Lady I dunno! :D We'll be watching Mad Men later. Might try GoT again. Got halfway through Ep2 series 1... Looks good tho! about 10 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to Sarah_Lady
  11. @mgbarrett I saw him at Glastonbury in '95, thinking it'd be an ironic giggle - he was fucking brilliant! Totally surprised me! about 10 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to mgbarrett
  12. @takethatshushu I'd genuinely like to see him perform live! :D about 10 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to takethatshushu
  13. @theplasticfang That would be hilarious! I bet he'd have a few choice words to say an' all... :D about 10 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to theplasticfang
  14. @davedagger You could be onto a winner there! about 10 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to davedagger
  15. @davedagger @danielvanc I think that's exactly what it means, the treasonous fuck! about 10 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to davedagger
  16. @Sarah_Lady Sound to me like we need to stick together this evening... ;) about 10 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to Sarah_Lady
  17. My Annie Lennox impersonation is legendary. about 10 hours ago via Seesmic
  18. @takethatshushu Sounds to me he's the best act so far! :D about 10 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to takethatshushu
  19. Do da do da do da do daa, doo da, doo daaaa! Do da do da do da do daa, doo da, doo daaaa! Noone on earth could feel like theee-hees... Ffs. about 10 hours ago via Seesmic