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godwingrech

  1. My doctor said I need to do something that gets me out of the pub. So I've started smoking.
  2. @Shelltobin Ditto.
  3. That guitar playing is the most cultured thing to go on in Toowoomba since Lady Flo's Pumpkin Scone Tour 1973 #qanda
  4. That #qanda was a powerful reminder of the narrow-mindedness, parochialism and selfishness of regional Australia
  5. @Gordicans It was more a theoretical observation. I'd be too scared to diss her for real.
  6. I should remind viewers that at 7/Eleven if you try to get something for nothing we will call the Police. And Taser you. #qanda
  7. I want to go on #qanda and ask about the crack in my footpath.
  8. These clowns put the choke in parochial #qanda
  9. Barnaby Joyce's mama was a pinko. Possibly a lesbian. #qanda
  10. My neighbour Toby asked me 'Why does everyone think my Dads are gay?' #qanda
  11. Anyone building scaffolding around my 7/Eleven will be hearing from HQ's lawyers #qanda
  12. I feel unsafe in Woden #qanda
  13. In Toowoomba pubs when they talk about hitting the slopes they're not talking about snow skiing #qanda
  14. I wish to marry my iPad. #qanda
  15. Toowoomba couple hurt by FIFO work, walk out of Family Court divorced, woman is in tears, "Relax" the man says "We're still cousins" #qanda
  16. Typical lawyer, is a parasite on social problems while simultaneously complaining about them #qanda
  17. The Chinese should invade and give us native title rights #qanda That'd learn us.
  18. What do the Chinese take before elections? Viagla #qanda
  19. Christine Milne has all the appeal of a sheep dip ad #qanda