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Damn Heaven is cold! You'd think there would be central heating!
3:45 PM Jun 8th
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@ Why have you forsaken me father! Also is there TV in heaven?
3:27 PM Jun 8th
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(Sigh) just hanging out.
3:26 PM Jun 8th
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Haha this is hilarious!
This really distracts me from the torture.
3:26 PM Jun 8th
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@ WTF man! I trusted you! All that bread I gave you. All the times I healed your headaches. I can't believe you snitched on me punk.
3:24 PM Jun 8th
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Finally back in Jerusalem. I hope the church has no problem with me claiming to be god.
3:22 PM Jun 8th
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@ Ugh so much healing. Who's heal emptiness in my heart dad?
3:21 PM Jun 8th
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Man Healing is Hard work.
3:20 PM Jun 8th
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And the ones making the cut were, Peter, Andrew, James, John, Bartholemew, Mathew, Thomas, James, Thaddeus, Simon, and Judas. Sorry Mary M.
3:18 PM Jun 8th
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Everybody is trying to jump on the whole Jesus bandwagon. If you come to the Sea of Gailee tonight, you could become one of my 12 groupies!
3:15 PM Jun 8th
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I'm doing healings all day at the pool of Bethesda for cheap! Only a donkey or five pieces of gold for broken limbs or infectious diseases!
3:13 PM Jun 8th
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Hey I'm performing tonight at the wedding church in Cana. I'll be doing some ridiculous stuff with water and wine! Come out and support me!
3:01 PM Jun 8th
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Ok so I've decided to quit the whole carpentry game and become a public speaker/magician. I've even got some groupies following me around!
2:47 PM Jun 8th
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@ Ok I'm back. I know I've been gone 18 years, but don't worry! This dude john just splashed me with some water so its cool.
2:43 PM Jun 8th
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@ Don't you ever try to tell me what to do. You're not my Father!
2:38 PM Jun 8th
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Just got off the camel in Jerusalem. I like the dry heat here.
2:36 PM Jun 8th
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@ I take that back Wise Men. Thanks for the Gold! But what the f@#! am I'm supposed do with this frankincense and myrrh though?
1:53 PM Jun 8th
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Was just born, pretty cool, although I'm not sure why all these random shephards, and wisemen are here. Its kind of private matter you know.
1:46 PM Jun 8th
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