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  1. Damn Heaven is cold! You'd think there would be central heating!
  2. @god Why have you forsaken me father! Also is there TV in heaven?
  3. (Sigh) just hanging out.
  4. Haha this is hilarious! http://bit.ly/15PT8A This really distracts me from the torture.
  5. @Judas WTF man! I trusted you! All that bread I gave you. All the times I healed your headaches. I can't believe you snitched on me punk.
  6. Finally back in Jerusalem. I hope the church has no problem with me claiming to be god.
  7. @God Ugh so much healing. Who's heal emptiness in my heart dad?
  8. Man Healing is Hard work.
  9. And the ones making the cut were, Peter, Andrew, James, John, Bartholemew, Mathew, Thomas, James, Thaddeus, Simon, and Judas. Sorry Mary M.
  10. Everybody is trying to jump on the whole Jesus bandwagon. If you come to the Sea of Gailee tonight, you could become one of my 12 groupies!
  11. I'm doing healings all day at the pool of Bethesda for cheap! Only a donkey or five pieces of gold for broken limbs or infectious diseases!
  12. Hey I'm performing tonight at the wedding church in Cana. I'll be doing some ridiculous stuff with water and wine! Come out and support me!
  13. Ok so I've decided to quit the whole carpentry game and become a public speaker/magician. I've even got some groupies following me around!
  14. @Mary Ok I'm back. I know I've been gone 18 years, but don't worry! This dude john just splashed me with some water so its cool.
  15. @Joseph Don't you ever try to tell me what to do. You're not my Father!
  16. Just got off the camel in Jerusalem. I like the dry heat here.
  17. @threewisemen I take that back Wise Men. Thanks for the Gold! But what the f@#! am I'm supposed do with this frankincense and myrrh though?
  18. Was just born, pretty cool, although I'm not sure why all these random shephards, and wisemen are here. Its kind of private matter you know.