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  1. “The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.” — Frank Zappa http://www.godispretend.net...
  2. @stepher I'm bartending tonight, so I can only hope a few people will come get their booze on
  3. I work at a restaurant that sells hamburgers on a day when everyone cooks their own hamburgers. FML
  4. “Imagine the ego of the human race, to consider themselves so grand, as to warrant a creator worthy of praise.” — Robert Brunswick Jr.
  5. @bluestate0fmind I LOVE that feeling. Unfortunately, in Alabama, I don't get to experience it often.
  6. RT @BibleAlsoSays: "Why is it, when a patient lives the family thanks Jesus, but when the patient dies, the family sues the doctors ?"
  7. @Synthaetica HAHA! Indeed we should. Of course, according to Islam, it was a-okay for Mohammad to bend and stretch with his 9-year old wife.
  8. @askegg When you cling to a 1000+ year old holy text as your source of knowledge, you sometimes have to do a little bending and stretching.
  9. @groovygenie Haha! I got a follow from them a while back! Prompt blocking on my part.
  10. @Silent_Memories Thanks for the #followfriday love!
  11. @scott_hurst Late on the #followfriday action: Check out @BibleAlsoSays @Monkfishy @Silent_Memories @highpointe @bluestate0fmind
  12. Happy Legitimate-Holiday-Based-on-an-Event-That-Actually-Happened! (from @flamingo6684 )
  13. “Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense.” — Chapman Cohen
  14. 2 explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; 2 explain the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy.—David Brooks
  15. @bluestate0fmind During HS when I was still looking for "answers", Carlin's commentary on religion was especially poignant.
  16. RT @GlobalAtheist Christian youth volunteer arrested for rape - http://galink.us/xaump/ [@mojoey]
  17. “Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself.” — George Carlin
  18. @Larro Appreciate the ReTweet! I got 14 friend requests today. Thanks for the help!
  19. @failedmuso Thanks! I got your add earlier!
  20. Add me on Facebook! I need more non-believer friends! http://www.facebook.com/god...