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Seen on Facebook "Faith is believing you'll be given ground to stand on...or taught how to fly." :sigh: Faith is laziness.7:13 PM Nov 23rdfrom UberTwitter
California's #40 just did a goofy little two-fingered salute to what I assume to be god after his field goal cleared. What foolishness...5:21 PM Nov 7thfrom UberTwitter
A California player is praying for his injured teammate. News Flash: the medical professionals helping him are the key here, not invisigod.5:09 PM Nov 7thfrom UberTwitter
A diner asked me what church I went to. Told them I didn't go to church, nor was I looking. Left me a card for their church & a shitty tip.5:06 PM Nov 7thfrom UberTwitter