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Parenting Tip #4: teenage years can be an awkward time for children. Help your kids take the edge off with a glass of scotch.1:02 PM Nov 3rd from Echofon
@cecinestpastom just one more material possession and your life will finally be complete and have meaning!10:42 AM Nov 3rd from web in reply to cecinestpastom
Parenting Tip #3: Postpartum depression? House fires are an efficient method for eliminating multiple children. Bonus: Insurance money!1:14 PM Nov 2nd from web
Parenting Tip #2: sleeping pills are an excellent substitute for bed time stories.1:01 PM Nov 2nd from web
Parenting tip #1: Cages are a great way to prevent over-exertion amongst youth12:58 PM Nov 2nd from web
@Senshi do it!!!!11:41 AM Oct 30th from Echofon in reply to Senshi
@cecinestpastom that's a damn fine triangle you've got there6:16 PM Oct 29th from Echofon in reply to cecinestpastom
i have a free ticket to see paranormal activity on the sony lot tomorrow night if anyone wants to go.5:27 PM Oct 27th from web
@chadarchibald more than anyone I wish I was magneto1:32 AM Oct 25th from Echofon in reply to chadarchibald
@Senshi windows 7 yo7:26 PM Oct 24th from Echofon in reply to Senshi
God I'm so terrible at small talk with my boss. Ended up mumbling something about how her new office has terrible sniper cover. I get nervou8:07 PM Oct 23rd from Echofon
Wendy and Lucy is a super good movie.11:59 PM Oct 21st from Echofon
@8bitkid I see it as less of a versioning scheme and more of an approach to the Internet. But that's just me.9:33 PM Oct 20th from Echofon in reply to 8bitkid
Earthquake?5:17 PM Oct 15th from Echofon
Always pay your parking tickets off kids.8:29 PM Oct 13th from Echofon
@yonievenhaim from your first cigarette to your last dying day3:44 PM Oct 13th from Echofon in reply to yonievenhaim
I have a crush on a tiny Asian girl.12:41 PM Oct 11th from Echofon
@cecinestpastom it's too commercial now. Your inspiration is hidden behind your guilt of selling out10:42 PM Oct 8th from Echofon in reply to cecinestpastom
these things happened today: car got towed, debit card stolen, earbuds broke. God is clearly pissed at me for some reason6:36 PM Oct 8th from web
@chadarchibald bahhhhahaha. I LOLed3:25 PM Oct 8th from Echofon in reply to chadarchibald

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Name Ryan MacInnes
Location Los Angeles, CA
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Bio Just using twitter to up my internet cred and failing miserably

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