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  1. Awake and driving to norcal at this ridiculously early hour about 23 hours ago from Echofon
  2. @mauramilan haha fuck yes. Alan parsons is hilarious 9:45 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon in reply to mauramilan
  3. Soup of the day: clam chowder. 9:21 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon
  4. @bcollier06 agreed! I go as far as to say it's better than modern warfare 2. 3:16 PM Nov 22nd from Echofon in reply to bcollier06
  5. oh Oedipus: http://img.photobucket.com/... 3:04 PM Nov 20th from web
  6. honeycrisp apples are like a bukkake of flavor. 8:42 PM Nov 18th from web
  7. @pop_bottles @MandeeJ ahem I believe I was the driver! Hahaha good times. 4:54 PM Nov 18th from Echofon
  8. Remember to thank the CIA and the army for LSD. They brought out LSD to control people, and what they did was give us freedom. -John Lennon 4:42 PM Nov 17th from web
  9. @cecinestpastom pussy 12:43 AM Nov 17th from Echofon in reply to cecinestpastom
  10. @Senshi is that a good thing or a bad thing? Haha 10:20 PM Nov 15th from Echofon in reply to Senshi
  11. Russian Circles at the echoplex. Commence pants creaming. 9:50 PM Nov 14th from Echofon
  12. Parenting Tip #6: The best way to teach your kid about the birds and the bees is a live demonstration. 4:21 PM Nov 13th from Echofon
  13. @chadarchibald yeah but meaning can't be defined objectively. Therefore life is absurd 4:47 PM Nov 12th from Echofon in reply to chadarchibald
  14. "if you want to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe". I am a nerd. http://www.symphonyofscienc... 6:48 PM Nov 10th from web
  15. Parenting Tip #4: teenage years can be an awkward time for children. Help your kids take the edge off with a glass of scotch. 1:02 PM Nov 3rd from Echofon
  16. @cecinestpastom just one more material possession and your life will finally be complete and have meaning! 10:42 AM Nov 3rd from web in reply to cecinestpastom
  17. Parenting Tip #3: Postpartum depression? House fires are an efficient method for eliminating multiple children. Bonus: Insurance money! 1:14 PM Nov 2nd from web
  18. Parenting Tip #2: sleeping pills are an excellent substitute for bed time stories. 1:01 PM Nov 2nd from web
  19. Parenting tip #1: Cages are a great way to prevent over-exertion amongst youth 12:58 PM Nov 2nd from web
  20. @Senshi do it!!!! 11:41 AM Oct 30th from Echofon in reply to Senshi
  • Name Ryan MacInnes
  • Location Los Angeles, CA
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  • Bio Just using twitter to up my internet cred and failing miserably
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