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  1. Awesome comic strip... xkcd - http://ow.ly/TlMV 8:53 AM Jan 6th from HootSuite
  2. @JenMitch Good point! 11:25 PM Jan 4th from web in reply to JenMitch
  3. After a godly review, Chase Home Mortgage tops my list for most evil company of 2009. Goldman Sachs and United follow. Any others? 11:14 PM Jan 4th from web
  4. Helping my friend Josh Becker with his bid for state assembly in CA. Read about him here & donate if you can! http://www.joshbecker2010.org/ 12:35 PM Dec 24th, 2009 from HootSuite
  5. @tonymondelli And you are awesome too. After all, you are made in my image. So in a way, you are calling yourself awesome too. Win-win. 11:27 AM Dec 22nd, 2009 from web in reply to tonymondelli
  6. (Mild Profanity Warning) Funny comic involving puns and a Fredo, how cool is that?? Suggestive! | Fredo and Pidjin. http://ow.ly/OFgB 11:07 AM Dec 22nd, 2009 from HootSuite
  7. Jesus Versus Santa Display: Pics, Videos, Links, News http://ow.ly/NzoE 4:45 PM Dec 18th, 2009 from HootSuite
  8. I've always liked Michael Birch, now I admire him: Bebo founder drops $1 million at charity auction - CNET News http://ow.ly/NpWG 8:36 AM Dec 18th, 2009 from HootSuite
  9. I have 6 accts with BofA. Tonight, one w/ ~$10k just disappeared. Gone. I called and they said I closed it! Someone in IT is fired. IDIOTS. 10:58 PM Dec 16th, 2009 from HootSuite
  10. A runway is only a runway if you have a plan to take off. Otherwise, it's just a long road where you accelerate before crashing. Just sayin. 8:55 AM Dec 16th, 2009 from HootSuite
  11. Why on earth has Accenture ditched Tiger Woods? - Rory Sutherland's Blog - Blogs - Brand Republic http://ow.ly/M2vv - Tiger is Accenture! 1:01 PM Dec 14th, 2009 from HootSuite
  12. Nothing quite captures the spirit of Christmas like a Jesus piñata: http://ow.ly/M1uB 12:07 PM Dec 14th, 2009 from HootSuite
  13. Just made this up: "Why does Tiger pass out after sex? Cause his wife sneaks up and whacks him over the head with a golf club afterwards!" 11:44 PM Dec 7th, 2009 from HootSuite
  14. RT @buzzfeedfeed Problems Comparison Chart: Tiger Woods Vs. Jay Z [PIC] http://bit.ly/90LONL 10:05 AM Dec 6th, 2009 from TweetMeme
  15. RT @pidjin » Sin Field :: Fredo and Pidjin. The Webcomic. http://bit.ly/ee50p 12:10 AM Dec 4th, 2009 from TweetMeme
  16. @saservat I'm listening... 10:02 PM Dec 3rd, 2009 from web in reply to saservat
  17. Missing the days when a "bit" wasn't so precise... 9:57 PM Dec 3rd, 2009 from web
  18. @rickey thanks! 6:09 PM Dec 3rd, 2009 from web in reply to rickey
  19. Catholics need to chill the eff out. I'm fricken @god and I approve this poster: Catholics slam PETA nude adopt-a-mutt ad http://ow.ly/IizM 12:14 PM Dec 3rd, 2009 from HootSuite
  20. Was thinking how much it would have sucked for Rip Van Winkle if he had sleep apnea. http://ow.ly/IhB9 11:11 AM Dec 3rd, 2009 from HootSuite