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  1. This is an unpaid shill, but I have to say that DropBox is AWESOME! Check it out here: getdropbox.com Best & fastest backup & share ever.10:39 PM Nov 3rd from HootSuite
  2. Fun graph of trending film topics over past 100 years. Guess what has seen the biggest rise (pun intended!)? http://bit.ly/E5oBW4:40 PM Nov 2nd from HootSuite
  3. @Taylooor I think even more so. How many @replies do you get when you pray?1:24 PM Oct 31st from web in reply to Taylooor
  4. I really do work http://ow.ly/i/5Ab in mysterious ways!1:23 PM Oct 30th from HootSuite
  5. Cliff Lee is a god, not an @god, that would be me.7:31 PM Oct 28th from HootSuite
  6. Just send me straight to Hell. Comics - Explosm.net http://ow.ly/xcU24:32 PM Oct 28th from HootSuite
  7. I love that @Pandora_radio inserted some "Echo and the Bunneymen" into my "Smiths" radio station! Thanks @tconrad! http://ow.ly/vyYi4:35 PM Oct 20th from HootSuite
  8. Just bought 4 tickets to see the Pixies in Oakland...so much better than Jesus Christ Superstar (which wasn't so bad with the original cast)10:55 PM Oct 19th from HootSuite
  9. New facebook app for blackberry is a BIG improvement. No "Jesus Phone" 4 @god. I would happily shill for a 'Droid if someone sends me one!3:39 PM Oct 19th from HootSuite
  10. Funniest quote of the year, "Equations are the devil's sentences." - Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome)12:11 AM Oct 19th from web
  11. Heard from @algard that @WhitePages lets you control your own listing: http://bit.ly/4kHyhz Wonder if that includes my listing too?4:01 PM Oct 15th from web
  12. Just discovered that the cheeseball song, "All By Myself" by Eric Carmen is a total ripoff of Piano Concerto #2 in C Minor by Rachmaninov!3:22 PM Oct 9th from HootSuite
  13. Great new review site gives $25 Amazon Gift Certs for each 5 reviews (Only in Oct) Check out http://www.choicevendor.com - My friend is CEO!1:15 PM Oct 8th from HootSuite
  14. High Court Split About Cross on Park Land http://ow.ly/tg0M I bet JC wants to see a cross about as much as JFK wants to see an assault rifle3:40 PM Oct 7th from HootSuite
  15. 25 Hilarious Defaced Bills http://ow.ly/sTwZ12:16 AM Oct 6th from HootSuite
  16. Going to a fundraiser for @RichardDawkins tomorrow & having him sign my copy of his new book http://ow.ly/sGcx, even though he denies @god!9:23 PM Oct 4th from HootSuite
  17. Feeling vengeful, 100% screwed over tonight by @UnitedAirlines & hotels.com. Awful how these 2 companies abuse customers. #EVIL9:03 PM Oct 4th from web
  18. hotels.com is EVIL! Trying to change a res. & they say they can't reach hotel, even tho I have the hotel on the other line! Happened twice!9:00 PM Oct 4th from web
  19. My name is @god and I just want to say that @UnitedAirlines is my least favorite airline in the world. #EVIL #shitsallovercustomers8:13 PM Oct 4th from web
  20. @god does not condone sexism in any way, but this is still a funny comic: http://bit.ly/3PU8I99:14 PM Sep 29th from web