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  1. @JenMitch Good point! about 20 hours ago from web in reply to JenMitch
  2. After a godly review, Chase Home Mortgage tops my list for most evil company of 2009. Goldman Sachs and United follow. Any others? about 20 hours ago from web
  3. Helping my friend Josh Becker with his bid for state assembly in CA. Read about him here & donate if you can! http://www.joshbecker2010.org/ 12:35 PM Dec 24th, 2009 from HootSuite
  4. @tonymondelli And you are awesome too. After all, you are made in my image. So in a way, you are calling yourself awesome too. Win-win. 11:27 AM Dec 22nd, 2009 from web in reply to tonymondelli
  5. (Mild Profanity Warning) Funny comic involving puns and a Fredo, how cool is that?? Suggestive! | Fredo and Pidjin. http://ow.ly/OFgB 11:07 AM Dec 22nd, 2009 from HootSuite
  6. Jesus Versus Santa Display: Pics, Videos, Links, News http://ow.ly/NzoE 4:45 PM Dec 18th, 2009 from HootSuite
  7. I've always liked Michael Birch, now I admire him: Bebo founder drops $1 million at charity auction - CNET News http://ow.ly/NpWG 8:36 AM Dec 18th, 2009 from HootSuite
  8. I have 6 accts with BofA. Tonight, one w/ ~$10k just disappeared. Gone. I called and they said I closed it! Someone in IT is fired. IDIOTS. 10:58 PM Dec 16th, 2009 from HootSuite
  9. A runway is only a runway if you have a plan to take off. Otherwise, it's just a long road where you accelerate before crashing. Just sayin. 8:55 AM Dec 16th, 2009 from HootSuite
  10. Why on earth has Accenture ditched Tiger Woods? - Rory Sutherland's Blog - Blogs - Brand Republic http://ow.ly/M2vv - Tiger is Accenture! 1:01 PM Dec 14th, 2009 from HootSuite
  11. Nothing quite captures the spirit of Christmas like a Jesus piñata: http://ow.ly/M1uB 12:07 PM Dec 14th, 2009 from HootSuite
  12. Just made this up: "Why does Tiger pass out after sex? Cause his wife sneaks up and whacks him over the head with a golf club afterwards!" 11:44 PM Dec 7th, 2009 from HootSuite
  13. RT @buzzfeedfeed Problems Comparison Chart: Tiger Woods Vs. Jay Z [PIC] http://bit.ly/90LONL 10:05 AM Dec 6th, 2009 from TweetMeme
  14. RT @pidjin » Sin Field :: Fredo and Pidjin. The Webcomic. http://bit.ly/ee50p 12:10 AM Dec 4th, 2009 from TweetMeme
  15. @saservat I'm listening... 10:02 PM Dec 3rd, 2009 from web in reply to saservat
  16. Missing the days when a "bit" wasn't so precise... 9:57 PM Dec 3rd, 2009 from web
  17. @rickey thanks! 6:09 PM Dec 3rd, 2009 from web in reply to rickey
  18. Catholics need to chill the eff out. I'm fricken @god and I approve this poster: Catholics slam PETA nude adopt-a-mutt ad http://ow.ly/IizM 12:14 PM Dec 3rd, 2009 from HootSuite
  19. Was thinking how much it would have sucked for Rip Van Winkle if he had sleep apnea. http://ow.ly/IhB9 11:11 AM Dec 3rd, 2009 from HootSuite
  20. "Papa, I'm grateful for everything. I love everything. So, I'm not going to share." - A Thanksgiving blessing from G2, age 4. 4:33 PM Nov 26th, 2009 from HootSuite