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  1. @degg piss on my ass and watch the flow fall through the cellulite crevices + thunderthighs 2:15 AM Dec 7th from web
  2. @fart shit shit shit hsit shit shit shit shit #michaeljackson 3:42 PM Jun 25th from web
  3. Michael Jackson may actually not be dead, based on a just-released report from Al Jazeera http://bit.ly/106rqx #michaeljackson 3:22 PM Jun 25th from web
  4. RIP Michael Jackson. You will be missed. Thriller tribute http://bit.ly/13NHbr #michaeljackson 3:09 PM Jun 25th from web
  5. I'm finally able to upload a few photographs involving myself that sum up the situation in Iran http://bit.ly/nctsk #IranElection #tehran 4:17 PM Jun 19th from web
  6. RT BBC's report is based on false evidence; there is sufficient proof for election fraud http://tinyurl.com/lq5n9m #IranElection #Tehran 4:07 PM Jun 17th from web
  7. Some of my hobbies include: discussing Metal Gear Solid canon, trolling my Facebook page, croissants 3:47 PM May 31st from web
  8. all out of gouda. all i have left are swiss and fartcheese.fuck my life 7:50 PM May 27th from txt
  9. looking for stable career. must be dadtolerant and open to jo stuff. sharts are a plus. pm me for details 8:25 PM May 18th from txt
  10. what if having opposable thumbs was just a euphemism for dicksucking 3:10 PM May 12th from txt
  11. california update: still a shithole. im still gay. everything owwns 3:07 PM May 12th from txt
  12. im literally a bag of shit typing things on a cellphone 8:20 PM May 6th from txt
  13. im the marfarking lord of the gibbis 6:53 PM May 5th from txt
  14. what 9:27 AM Aug 13th, 2008 from web