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Been thinking lately that kids' cartoons were always stupid. Nope. Just watched the Gummi Bears intro again. OUR cartoons were rad.
10:16 PM Nov 6th
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Quick! I need a bajillion dollars! I just decided I want to spend Christmas in Vienna with all the people I love! Stupid fantastical mind.
6:22 PM Nov 5th
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I don't keep potato chips & dip in the house for a reason. So I hate ideas like "Baked nacho tortilla chips & sour cream? Is that anything?"
12:29 PM Nov 4th
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Pls vote! It's criminal that she's 2nd! RT @ pls vote for me? really want this job. just click, no registering
1:25 PM Nov 3rd
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Sign on parking lot pumpkin "patch" reads "Under New Management!" Really, guys? Couldn't get through one month with the same team?
5:32 PM Oct 30th
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@ That made perfect, delightful sense to me. Didn't seem a bit daft at all. Nothing like a guard guarding a guard. Nope.
10:20 PM Oct 29th
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If I ever became a mail woman, I would especially delight in telling people I am a "letter carrier."
4:39 PM Oct 29th
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Super drafty house: landlord or tenant's responsibility to insulate?
10:30 AM Oct 28th
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You know it was a good hike when even the dogs are all worn out.
11:19 AM Oct 25th
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Hey Jaywalkers Wearing Dark Clothing & Crossing Slowly At Dusk When The Light Is Weird: Please stop. I don't want to hit you.
10:34 AM Oct 23rd
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If America is indeed crazy for Cougar Town, we're all in more trouble than I thought.
10:32 PM Oct 21st
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Cultural collision! Café shakerato and pan con tomate!
10:59 AM Oct 17th
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"You look regular. Can I guess your name?"
7:38 PM Oct 15th
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Apologies for the amorphousness but this* is not working. *My situation presently.
1:41 PM Oct 9th
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I just read that legs are "in" this fall. That's a relief because I wasn't about to have them amputated to be trendy.
2:50 PM Oct 7th
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I'm trying to rid myself of most belongings. Unfortunately I keep thinking, "I need this... until the last minute." It impedes the process.
9:48 PM Oct 5th
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@ I sometimes feel like we're the only people in the world who love soup this much. And then I wonder: what's wrong with them!?!!
9:40 PM Oct 5th
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Made pumpkin spice lattés to go with the banana bread. Also, I'm wearing a scarf inside but that's just the bad insulation. Fall!
8:10 AM Oct 5th
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Hey Recipe That Told Me to Add Water, Yeast & Salt to Hollow in Flour & Knead into Smooth Ball: you owe me 4 1/3 cups flour & a clean floor.
5:48 PM Oct 3rd
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What?! "Haste makes waste" is NOT a Benjamin Franklin quotation?! My whole world is turned upside down.
3:39 PM Sep 30th
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- Name Marta
- Location Los Angeles
- Web http://gnooze.com
- Bio I used to be a TV reporter. Now I make gnooze (the g is silent). I like cooking, reading & space travel.
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