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  1. Every time I hear a Martinelli's ad comparing apple juice to champagne, I become oddly (and quietly, internally) enraged.
  2. Just received an appeal to "fax my senators." Sure and while I'm at it, why don't I send along a telegram? Geez, activists, it's 2009.
  3. If asked to name my favorite actress, I'm not sure I'd even think of Penelope Cruz but I just realized I've wanted to be her more than once.
  4. Fulfilling the true purpose of social media & sharing the following minutiae: my lifelong cavity-free streak continued at the dentist today!
  5. OH: I keep thinking I'm going to learn how to give a fuck about other people. P.S. As my last OH update caused some confusion: OH=Overheard.
  6. I just got to attend my niece's 1st birthday party across many miles & a couple time zones via Skype! The future is weird & we live in it.
  7. I can't decide if listening to Moby's Porcelain on repeat is relaxing or depressing.
  8. Been thinking lately that kids' cartoons were always stupid. Nope. Just watched the Gummi Bears intro again. OUR cartoons were rad.
  9. Quick! I need a bajillion dollars! I just decided I want to spend Christmas in Vienna with all the people I love! Stupid fantastical mind.
  10. I don't keep potato chips & dip in the house for a reason. So I hate ideas like "Baked nacho tortilla chips & sour cream? Is that anything?"
  11. Pls vote! It's criminal that she's 2nd! RT @brigittedale pls vote for me? really want this job. just click, no registering http://tr.im/D9HL
  12. Sign on parking lot pumpkin "patch" reads "Under New Management!" Really, guys? Couldn't get through one month with the same team?
  13. @mangobanna That made perfect, delightful sense to me. Didn't seem a bit daft at all. Nothing like a guard guarding a guard. Nope.
  14. If I ever became a mail woman, I would especially delight in telling people I am a "letter carrier."
  15. Super drafty house: landlord or tenant's responsibility to insulate?
  16. You know it was a good hike when even the dogs are all worn out.
  17. Hey Jaywalkers Wearing Dark Clothing & Crossing Slowly At Dusk When The Light Is Weird: Please stop. I don't want to hit you.
  18. If America is indeed crazy for Cougar Town, we're all in more trouble than I thought.
  19. Cultural collision! Café shakerato and pan con tomate!
  20. "You look regular. Can I guess your name?"