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Every time I hear a Martinelli's ad comparing apple juice to champagne, I become oddly (and quietly, internally) enraged.
8:31 AM Nov 24th
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Just received an appeal to "fax my senators." Sure and while I'm at it, why don't I send along a telegram? Geez, activists, it's 2009.
2:44 PM Nov 19th
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If asked to name my favorite actress, I'm not sure I'd even think of Penelope Cruz but I just realized I've wanted to be her more than once.
4:26 PM Nov 18th
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Fulfilling the true purpose of social media & sharing the following minutiae: my lifelong cavity-free streak continued at the dentist today!
4:13 PM Nov 17th
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OH: I keep thinking I'm going to learn how to give a fuck about other people. P.S. As my last OH update caused some confusion: OH=Overheard.
6:54 PM Nov 13th
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I just got to attend my niece's 1st birthday party across many miles & a couple time zones via Skype! The future is weird & we live in it.
5:37 PM Nov 12th
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I can't decide if listening to Moby's Porcelain on repeat is relaxing or depressing.
1:20 PM Nov 12th
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Been thinking lately that kids' cartoons were always stupid. Nope. Just watched the Gummi Bears intro again. OUR cartoons were rad.
10:16 PM Nov 6th
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Quick! I need a bajillion dollars! I just decided I want to spend Christmas in Vienna with all the people I love! Stupid fantastical mind.
6:22 PM Nov 5th
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I don't keep potato chips & dip in the house for a reason. So I hate ideas like "Baked nacho tortilla chips & sour cream? Is that anything?"
12:29 PM Nov 4th
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Pls vote! It's criminal that she's 2nd! RT @ pls vote for me? really want this job. just click, no registering
1:25 PM Nov 3rd
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Sign on parking lot pumpkin "patch" reads "Under New Management!" Really, guys? Couldn't get through one month with the same team?
5:32 PM Oct 30th
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@ That made perfect, delightful sense to me. Didn't seem a bit daft at all. Nothing like a guard guarding a guard. Nope.
10:20 PM Oct 29th
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If I ever became a mail woman, I would especially delight in telling people I am a "letter carrier."
4:39 PM Oct 29th
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Super drafty house: landlord or tenant's responsibility to insulate?
10:30 AM Oct 28th
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You know it was a good hike when even the dogs are all worn out.
11:19 AM Oct 25th
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Hey Jaywalkers Wearing Dark Clothing & Crossing Slowly At Dusk When The Light Is Weird: Please stop. I don't want to hit you.
10:34 AM Oct 23rd
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If America is indeed crazy for Cougar Town, we're all in more trouble than I thought.
10:32 PM Oct 21st
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Cultural collision! Café shakerato and pan con tomate!
10:59 AM Oct 17th
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"You look regular. Can I guess your name?"
7:38 PM Oct 15th
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- Name Marta
- Location Los Angeles
- Web http://gnooze.com
- Bio I used to be a TV reporter. Now I make gnooze (the g is silent). I like cooking, reading & space travel.
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