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@Gnomevicious is officially on hiatus as spring is approaching, and that means people to kill. More soon ... http://tinyurl.com/28wmfof 9:06 PM Mar 28th, 2011 via web
I need more excuses to use the word "usurp." #garden #gnome 3:11 AM Nov 12th, 2010 via web
Gnome vs. Siberian Tiger - who would win? Answer: Gnomes. We would kill one of our own to bait the tiger, then slay it with tiny spears. 3:15 AM Nov 11th, 2010 via web
WHAT - THE - F? I've watch nine hours of Lord of the Effing Rings and NOT ONE GNOME OR GNOME KILL? RIP OFF! #garden #gnome 3:17 AM Nov 10th, 2010 via web
Ahhhh I love the smell of #mushrooms is the morning! #quote #garden 3:14 AM Nov 9th, 2010 via web
New #garden gnome from the next yard walks up to me speaking Dutch. I have no idea what he's saying but his homemade ale is DAMN GOOD. 2:45 AM Nov 3rd, 2010 via web
Singing when I sharpen my blade. Do-da doodad la-la-la. Life is good. Blade is sharp. La la la. #garden #gnome 1:07 PM Nov 1st, 2010 via web
I need to take some trophy from my human victims like the #Predator. I'll think on it. #garden #gnomes 5:01 AM Oct 31st, 2010 via web
Little known fact: The video game "Mortal Kombat" was created and named by a vicious gnome (ME!!!!). #garden #mortalkombat 3:43 AM Oct 28th, 2010 via web
We gnomes need little horses for our dastardly deeds. I'm thinking a gila monster would suit nicely as my own MOTHER-PIMPING DRAGON! 3:46 AM Oct 27th, 2010 via web
I need to take some trophy from my human victims like the #Predator. I'll think on it. 3:48 AM Oct 26th, 2010 via web
My buddy got me brass knuckles for my birthday. Best gift ever! I'm gonna cheap-shot this lawn jockey with them! #garden #gnome 3:51 AM Oct 25th, 2010 via web
Guy in this neighborhood just tried using bear mace on me! ROFL! I killed him - notch. #garden 3:41 AM Oct 22nd, 2010 via web
Pitched an #HBO executive on "Planet of the Gnomes." I'm pitching it as "Planet of the Apes" meets "Your Grisly, Awful Death, Stupid Human." 3:45 AM Oct 21st, 2010 via web
CODE GREEN! Crazy Italian mayor (who this gnome will NOT be voting for) declares war on garden gnomes! http://tinyurl.com/22lwf6b #Italia 3:50 AM Oct 19th, 2010 via web
My toadstool ... or yours? #bestpickuplines 9:07 PM Oct 18th, 2010 via web
Little known fact: The last territory Alexander the Great conquered was ruled by garden gnomes. Just sayin'. #garden #gnomes #history 3:46 AM Oct 18th, 2010 via web
RIP June Cleaver. She always was a fan of garden gnomes. 8:00 PM Oct 17th, 2010 via web
"Behold the pale mushroom. And his name that sat on him was Gnome. And hell followed with him." #quote #garden #gnome #awesome 11:43 AM Oct 15th, 2010 via web
I'm texting from within a mailbox! Owner has no idea!!! Dude is about to lose a hand mwahahahaha #garden #gnome 4:02 AM Oct 11th, 2010 via web

Name Gnome Vicious
Location Your backyard, sucker.
Web http://www.gnomea...
Bio And you just though we garden gnomes were symbols of merriment and goodwill. But we're coming to get you. Mwahahahaha.