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gneicco

  1. @obxlaw She shouldn’t have been playing in its yard.
  2. Homeless fellow who hangs out at the local baseball stadium is named Franklin, but we call him Ball Park Frank.
  3. @TheSheSpot thank you.
  4. It’s OK to have an opinion and keep your mouth shut too.
  5. Helluva lot less fun playing golf than watching it on TV.
  6. Fuck you for stinking up every airport in the world, Cinnabon.
  7. @annssister Hi Kat. Thanks for the trophy!
  8. @TweetweetAK #fuckthat
  9. @grumpassgrumpaw @Heckadecimal @googlepizzaguy @shanksteelman @santinodela @steveroggenbuck @bimpjenkins
  10. @TweetweetAK I can't afford my view alone. #jeez #rubitin
  11. @TweetweetAK Ha! Ask my agent. I'll give you her number.
  12. @TweetweetAK Great! My third backup offer!
  13. @TweetweetAK No. Taking my time. Have to find the perfect place for me. Has to have a view, be unique.
  14. @TweetweetAK Yeah, it's a great place. I'd have been happy to sell it to you.
  15. @TinyNietzsche Fuckin' A it does.