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@farmgeek @rdiva Congratulations! Can't wait to meet her. Hugs from all of us up north, and best wishes for speedy release from horsepiddle. 35 minutes ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to farmgeek
ZOMG an adorable Sarah Michelle Gellar in the first fast food attack ad (thanks Burger King!) youtu.be/-Ss7_5PSnyA (via @davepell) about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Mac
@briggsay @nickpoole1 Not to mention at least one Greek myth. You two bromantics are, of course, my favorite Greek legends. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to briggsay
@chriswerry I'd have to be packing those Amazonian dildos into my brain to conclude that "All Watched Over …" was a rational argument. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to chriswerry
@NickPoole1 @briggsay You and your Sementic Web obsession! about 3 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to NickPoole1
@NickPoole1 @briggsay I know how that goes -- you have to stay hard somehow. I think of me too. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to NickPoole1
@EllnMllr You wrote "Twitter" but I think you meant "language". about 3 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to EllnMllr
@chriswerry actually, that show just climbed up my nose because it's a rant not a thesis. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to chriswerry
@briggsay @nickpoole1 JEALOUS of you boys and your macho bonding rituals. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to briggsay
Not the technopowered future I thought we were creating: m.motherjones.com/politics/2012/… about 4 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
@RDiva Thinking warm, happy, and expeditious thoughts for you and the geekling! 3:11 PM May 29th via Twitter for Mac in reply to RDiva
@liza I hope the link is to something like creativecommons.org/licenses/di-ck… 2:21 PM May 29th via Twitter for Mac in reply to liza
@timoslimo What're you talking about? @plsj is a private account. Your explosive anal leakage secret is safe with us! 2:03 PM May 29th via Twitter for Mac in reply to timoslimo
@plsj Don't worry, I won't tell him. But rest assured, we all think he's a munter-fucking pygmy-dicked cum goblin too. 2:01 PM May 29th via Twitter for Mac in reply to plsj
@plsj No, seriously. I've never seen one get so big before, nor fit so many inside. He deserved a medal. 1:56 PM May 29th via Twitter for Mac in reply to plsj
@plsj Some cream will clear that up. My doctor gave me some and it went away in no time. May cause testicular warts though. 1:55 PM May 29th via Twitter for Mac in reply to plsj
@plsj Really? He said that about me? I'm humbled! 1:54 PM May 29th via Twitter for Mac in reply to plsj
@plsj Thanks for all the kind words! I'm sure it isn't a curse being this good looking and this talented. 1:54 PM May 29th via Twitter for Mac in reply to plsj
@plsj I had to see the doctor the other day because I broke my foot. Dropped my cock on it, you see. 1:52 PM May 29th via Twitter for Mac in reply to plsj
@paulbrislen Meanwhile there's an undertaker holding your frock going "how pissed was I last night?!" 1:50 PM May 29th via Twitter for Mac in reply to paulbrislen

Name Nat Torkington
Location Ti Point, New Zealand
Web http://nathan.tor...
Bio I help startups, corporates, and individuals with their technology and business problems. I have a potty mouth.