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  1. @farmgeek @rdiva Congratulations! Can't wait to meet her. Hugs from all of us up north, and best wishes for speedy release from horsepiddle.
  2. ZOMG an adorable Sarah Michelle Gellar in the first fast food attack ad (thanks Burger King!) youtu.be/-Ss7_5PSnyA (via @davepell)
  3. @briggsay @nickpoole1 Not to mention at least one Greek myth. You two bromantics are, of course, my favorite Greek legends.
  4. @chriswerry I'd have to be packing those Amazonian dildos into my brain to conclude that "All Watched Over …" was a rational argument.
  5. @NickPoole1 @briggsay You and your Sementic Web obsession!
  6. @NickPoole1 @briggsay I know how that goes -- you have to stay hard somehow. I think of me too.
  7. @EllnMllr You wrote "Twitter" but I think you meant "language".
  8. @chriswerry actually, that show just climbed up my nose because it's a rant not a thesis.
  9. @briggsay @nickpoole1 JEALOUS of you boys and your macho bonding rituals.
  10. Not the technopowered future I thought we were creating: m.motherjones.com/politics/2012/…
  11. @RDiva Thinking warm, happy, and expeditious thoughts for you and the geekling!
  12. @liza I hope the link is to something like creativecommons.org/licenses/di-ck…
  13. @timoslimo What're you talking about? @plsj is a private account. Your explosive anal leakage secret is safe with us!
  14. @plsj Don't worry, I won't tell him. But rest assured, we all think he's a munter-fucking pygmy-dicked cum goblin too.
  15. @plsj No, seriously. I've never seen one get so big before, nor fit so many inside. He deserved a medal.
  16. @plsj Some cream will clear that up. My doctor gave me some and it went away in no time. May cause testicular warts though.
  17. @plsj Really? He said that about me? I'm humbled!
  18. @plsj Thanks for all the kind words! I'm sure it isn't a curse being this good looking and this talented.
  19. @plsj I had to see the doctor the other day because I broke my foot. Dropped my cock on it, you see.
  20. @paulbrislen Meanwhile there's an undertaker holding your frock going "how pissed was I last night?!"