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Sure they are handsewn moccasins, but did a toothless old woman gum them to soft perfection?about 8 hours agofrom JustUpdate
Why does "I don't feel like dancing" make me feel like dancing?about 9 hours agofrom web
Oh look, it's raining. How surprising...
At least there is thunder and lightning. A proper storm.10:34 AM Jul 7thfrom web
whoever created the "undo close tab" on firefox is my hero9:07 AM Jul 7thfrom web
i do believe i could live on bread, cheese, and red bull and be completely happy.8:23 AM Jul 7thfrom web
Should not be allowed to track packages... It's been in transit from Reno for 4 fucking days. Get here already.9:01 PM Jul 6thfrom Tweetie
For fart's sake. Let me get a decent night's sleep. Also I hate our realtor.8:59 PM Jul 2ndfrom Tweetie
Sometimes I feel so bad ass driving in my car. Sunglasses on, head bopping to the music. Then I realize I'm listening to the Wiggles9:35 PM Jun 26thfrom Tweetie
Sleepsleepsleepsleep. For the love of god go to fucking sleep. That is all.5:45 AM Jun 22ndfrom JustUpdate
