gmayfair
holy crap! John McCain and I have the same birthdate!
| gmayfair Like fucking pulling teeth... |
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| gmayfair High School Reunion is $65 per person. Don't like those people enough. What happened to those dues I payed? |
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| gmayfair Damn you jury duty! |
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| gmayfair What is 4? The number of paper towels needed for Gregg to wipe a bit of water off the counter. |
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| gmayfair When was the last time it was sunny? It's July for crap sake. |
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| gmayfair After knocking for 5 min, calling out their name, and then calling their house phone 3 times, you may want to consider they aren't home. |
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| gmayfair Dear Mother Nature: Can you play something other than 95 percent humidity? Kthxbai. |
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| gmayfair would you like some bread with that cinnamon sugar? Nope. |
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| gmayfair Delicate skin + razor sharp nails = Design Flaw |
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| gmayfair God I hate my in-laws. |
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| gmayfair I did not realize how much I hate shopping carts until I HAD to use them. |
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| gmayfair Is there a shortage or something on Razzles? |
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| gmayfair The definition of flavorful must be that which is without flavor. Am I right? |
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| gmayfair Did you know that if you drink a red bull after eating reeses pieces it tastes like peanut butter and jelly? |
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| gmayfair I wonder if my grandfather and I would have gotten along. |
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| gmayfair Oh look. I'm at the laundromat. How uncharacteristic of me. Fuck. |
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| gmayfair Contrary to popular belief: smelling like campbells condensed chicken noodle soup is not attractive. |
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| gmayfair Wondering what happened to my Archie comics. Mom must have sold them for crack too. |
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| gmayfair I think I'm gonna be doing a lot more online shopping. Waaaay too much effort to go out. |
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