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  1. AMEN! RT @dooce: Hundreds of generations of people have survived without all this "caring" and "understanding" crap. SHUT UP AND OBEY, KID.
  2. I had a dream that I was trapped in a religious home for girls. They kept trapping me in the halls and chanting that I was a harlot. WTF
  3. wow netflix watch it now, you are sucking hardcore.
  4. Jeezus, Fall, you can't sneak up on a person like that!
  5. just watched a documentary on Elizabeth I, then inhaled some helium and sang YMCA. Thank you and good night.
  6. I'm not doing so hot on this trivia crap
  7. Dear Self, Please accomplish something today. Anything. Thank you, Me.
  8. TGIF?
  9. i wonder what it's like to be sociable...
  10. TGIF. Wait. What? Fuuuuuuuck.
  11. Just woke up from a dream about the million dollar man randy savage. he held me hostage and forced me to make up an ending to his comic WTF
  12. @granulac I agree wholeheartedly. Greatest. Cereal. EVAR.
  13. avoiding life. curled up with a book.
  14. so close to bedtime (read: freedom)
  15. 2 hours later....
  16. Free time! Free time! What to do? Hello, Internet. I've missed you.
  17. There are some REEEEEALLY bad movies available on Netflix watch it now.
  18. There is not enough hours in the day and not enough caffeine to help me through it.
  19. currently wishing to be deaf for the rest of the day. that or sleeping peacefully till late morning
  20. I survived a day at the big e with the fam. unbelievable.