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  1. Every cat should be high. 6:08 PM Dec 1st from web
  2. Does Emily know you're hanging out with bimbos again? 6:46 PM Nov 21st from web
  3. You can tell they're African because they're wearing socks with their sandals. They bring their Islam, Voodoo, their machetes and crime. 1:18 PM Nov 8th from web
  4. You got a job? But how the hell are you gonna get up for work in the morning? 12:36 PM Oct 12th from mobile web
  5. Waldo been mugged by MillerLo Life or by Capt Morgan again? 6:24 PM Oct 4th from mobile web
  6. The downside of sleeping with the whole town is all the STDs you're gonna have. Can you at least get your bimbos to buy you dinner? 10:06 AM Sep 27th from web
  7. You need to start announcing yourself if you sneak in in the dark. How the hell do I know you're not some illegal pointing a gun at me? 10:27 PM Sep 16th from Wind-Up
  8. You know I've seen these construction crew, and most are the Klan with a tan. 6:01 PM Sep 15th from Wind-Up
  9. They can't clean, can't cook, can't sew. Can't even fix their own cars. Damn, what can they do? 10:46 AM Sep 13th from web
  10. You need to push these employers like a drug pusher for an interview. 5:06 PM Sep 12th from web
  11. Economy and jobs are down. But growing weed is up! 1:25 PM Sep 10th from web
  12. Where's that extra large sized bimbo with the Toyota I don't see anymore? 4:24 PM Sep 7th from Wind-Up
  13. You keep drinking that much coffee, you're gonna turn brown. 4:20 PM Sep 7th from Wind-Up
  14. It's about time someone mugged and sodomized Peter Gilchrist, Mecklenburg District Attorney. 2:28 PM Sep 7th from web
  15. Long term dating tip 101: Girls like guys with a steady income. Sugar mommas don't really exist. 8:58 PM Sep 5th from Wind-Up
  16. Did you know there's such a word a "moobs"? Man boobs! 1:01 PM Sep 5th from Wind-Up
  17. Why don't you put a helmet over your head like the bong smokers so the rest of us can't smell your cigarettes. 12:58 PM Sep 5th from Wind-Up
  18. Want a nectarine? As far as I can determine they're not leftist Commie nectarines, but they might have been picked by illegals. 12:56 PM Sep 5th from Wind-Up
  19. Brake cleaner makes a great nerve agent for killing roaches. 12:33 PM Sep 5th from Wind-Up
  20. Whoever makes Belkin cables probably gets paid with sea shells, pesos and rupees. 8:39 PM Sep 4th from Wind-Up