glwerner
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I was sad all day, then i took a drink of the elixer they call whiskey. Got some hair on my chest and become a man. Now i feel great.fuck aa
4:29 AM Dec 22nd, 2011
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Live like Spongebob, laugh out loud all day without any reason, and annoy the mean people with your happiness.
11:05 AM Dec 19th, 2011
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i like my coffee how i like my people... i don't like coffee
7:15 AM Dec 17th, 2011
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I am going to get really really drunk right now, wish me luck
5:33 PM Dec 8th, 2011
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If you choke a smurf, what color does he turn?
3:17 PM Dec 8th, 2011
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The biggest challenge in life is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everybody else.
1:51 PM Dec 2nd, 2011
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There's always some truth behind: Just kidding, Knowledge behind: I don't know, Emotion behind: I don't care & Pain behind: It's okay.
9:40 PM Nov 15th, 2011
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You think you've got problems? I dropped my cocaine in the snow this morning.
10:20 PM Nov 2nd, 2011
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grab a bottle, grab a friend. Take a shot every time you see a dirty room,in grown hair,curved penis & a girl with a skrillex haircut
7:03 PM Nov 1st, 2011
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