Gluonsrule
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it's time to really get some sleep. dear g-d please let me get some sleep. goodnight captains of your destiny...you miracles of humanity...
about 3 hours ago
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RT @: Congo Army Helps Rebels Get Arms, U.N. Finds
about 3 hours ago
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@ it's the hardness of the k, really. it's a bitter consonant. not soft and sibilant, which would help w/my reluctant bowel. ah well
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to jjblue5
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@ ah, life. i've missed our snappy repartee. i have reluctant bowel syndrome brought on by cheese. and the letter K
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to jjblue5
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had free time and do i use it wisely? no. i am a jackass. this too will pass. gotta motor to ASSist the famiglia. (my kid is half italian)
about 3 hours ago
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@ kinda like being constipated yet gassy? or...no, i suppose that's not right.
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to jjblue5
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@ you will very nearly always mostly laugh me.
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to JamesUrbaniak
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@ i've got a classic movie quote: "you ate the ONY!" --Antoinette in "Fatso"
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to jjblue5
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@ in nc for a little bit. mom's in need of assistance. life is a groovy thing--sometimes u just have to look hard 2 c it
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to abiolatv
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@ this shall pass, like a gall or kidney stone. painfully, but w/a good amount of relief to follow. you are schoolhouse rock, baby!
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to jjblue5
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@ hey kid! thanks! you rock my school!
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to laschaff
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@ i'm grateful for being strong enough to endure what is currently on my plate and for the ability to still laugh. damn, that's good
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to abiolatv
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@ i just don't want my account effed up. i believe u show support by your behavior, tho--ya know?
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to teejay0109
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tweeps--as stated earlier, will be in and out...mostly out. let's see how this all turns out. there could be a book in this...or not. loves
about 5 hours ago
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@ and yeah, i was a band geek w/ the gay friend, so it was all auntie mame and vera.
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to marchinko
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@ can't DM 'cause ur not following. here's the deal:fat in h.s. didn't date until college, popular, made mincemeat of meangals
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to marchinko
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@ i've gotta tell ya, i don't put nothin' on my avatar. seems like it makes for craziness w/spam and goodness knows what all. :)
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to teejay0109
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@ there is, but it involves spider monkeys, a bullet bra and bubble wrap. plus, you have to be pretty openminded.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to blueturtle77
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@ damn, you're like a profiler. 'heavy' girlfriend? at least you didn't say 'stout'.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to marchinko
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@ mazel tov, apple dumpling!
about 7 hours ago
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